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April 20th, 2005, 01:16 PM
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Re: Jokes and Riddles Centre
Kirk I am your.....next lay you see I am really a girl because they had to give you a girl to bonk just like every other time in every other episode of star trek TOS....(darth vader breathing mask)
Darth vader promptly starts to do a sexy little striptease and Kirk lowers his phaser so he can unzip the trousers as darthy girl approaches.....suddenly lightsaber noise, and kirk's head goes flying across the room.
"Haha haha gotcha I'm really a dude." (darth vader voice off)
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April 21st, 2005, 12:28 AM
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Re: Jokes and Riddles Centre
The original Point and Click interface was a Smith and Wessen.
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April 21st, 2005, 01:30 AM
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Unfortunatly, it had a horribly limited interface.
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If I only could remember half the things I'd forgot, that would be a lot of stuff, I think - I don't know; I forgot!
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April 21st, 2005, 03:18 AM
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Still 5.8 billion years to complete...
...So much for my plan to do 64-stack Towers of Hanoi on my computer... 
...That's assuming 100 moves a second, assuming a fast-drawn interface. On the other hand...My computer can do nearly 8,000,000 additions a second if not printing to the screen...
18,446,744,073,709,551,616 / 8,000,000 = 2,305,843,009,213.693,952
2,305,843,009,213.693,952 / 60 = 38,430,716,820.228,232,53~
38,430,716,820.228,232,53~ / 60 = 640,511,947.003,803,875~
640,511,947.003,803,875~ / 24 = 26,687,997.791,825,161,(481~)
26,687,997.791,825,161,(481~) / 365.25 = 1,111,999.907,992,715,061,728,395,061,728,4 years (Approx.), according to my calculator.
Oh well...
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If I only could remember half the things I'd forgot, that would be a lot of stuff, I think - I don't know; I forgot!
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April 21st, 2005, 11:55 AM
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Narf... your "geekiness" knows no bounds. You have been assimilated. I don't think you even resisted.
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Geekdom is eternal... you will be assimilated... resistance is futile.
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April 21st, 2005, 02:36 PM
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The whole galaxy trembles before the newest and greatest threat it has ever known..... The Borg are unstoppable now with their.....
assimilated white mouse.
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April 21st, 2005, 03:03 PM
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If you assimilated Narf, now you'll have to worry about his unstopable 'individuality'. He will eventually revert your collective from the inside out. All the shields and armor can't help you now, he's INSIDE!
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April 21st, 2005, 03:11 PM
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Hey! Do I LOOK like the Borg Queen?!? 
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April 21st, 2005, 05:22 PM
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Hey! Do I LOOK like the Borg Queen?!?
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God, my brain flooded with quick replies to this.. starting with a simple 'Yes!' to 'No, but you type like her!',. 'No, but you smell like her!',. 'No, but your corticle node is a clone of hers!',.. Danger Overflow in progress..
.. Post terminated due to brain implosion.
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April 21st, 2005, 07:29 PM
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...A cube, floating in space. Coloured a dark green, with no visible hull, conduits and various protrusions are open to space. Zooming in, we see a weirdly-lit, large room, in which a large number of borg are standing in a circle. In the middle of the circle is a small borg-mouse on it's hind legs. Hesitently, one of the borg in the circle rotates one of it's leg forward, then moves it back. It then repeats this procedure with the other leg. After doing this, it revolves it's body 360 degrees.
Soon, all the borg in the circle are moving their limbs into the circle and out of the circle, after which they spin.
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