MP: Great Forum, game running

[Yonz]

To leaders of Bandar Log:
Stray no further, lest we bring down our unholy might upon you. However, we have pressing matters to attend to and thus it would be for the best if we kept our borders as they currently are.

[Finalgenesis]

We announce to whoever Pangaea's Western Neighbor is, Pangaea's forces are composed mainly of naked women and one such force mixed in with a small contingent of lightly armed Satyrs/minotaur have already meet their demise in our lands to virtually no losses to us. Their total national "army" as of now is composed of less then 140 such naked girls and some satyrs/minotaurs.

It would be an excellent opportunity to conquer some of Pangaea's rich soils while they seek to "overrun" us with naked women (not that our Vaettis mind of course, they get very excited over the recent influx of naked women slaves).

Truly, do save us from laughing ourselves to death against the invading horde of naked women, it has proved highly disruptive to our meetings of Jarls, where decisions on the issue could not be made due to non-stop guffaws.

Barring that, we suppose we must stamp out the Pans and take their rich soils for ourselves.

Originally Posted by mscfish

Greetings ULM!

Pangaea will give you our hands.Good luck!

[arnob]

Originally Posted by mscfish

Greetings ULM!

Pangaea will give you our hands.Good luck!

Great News ! We will dance naked in the woods when we win this war :-) You bring naked girls and I bring famous Ulm wine !

Arnob

[arnob]

Originally Posted by Finalgenesis

Truly, do save us from laughing ourselves to death against the invading horde of naked women, it has proved highly disruptive to our meetings of Jarls, where decisions on the issue could not be made due to non-stop guffaws.

Laugh as long as you can !

And please keep me some barel of beer in your castle...

Arnob

[BvG]

Oh Unmentionable R'lyeh

Take free water stuff
castle province we get
have happy NAPping!

two not connected
NAP important rest not so
happy rice feasting

Dearest
BvG, Shinuyama

Translation (short for time saving)
NAP 3 suggested. independent suggestion: we'd like the castle, don't care for unclaimed water province(s).

[pyg]

Originally Posted by arnob

Laugh as long as you can !

And please keep me some barel of beer in your castle...

Arnob

Sorry, all your beer are belong to us!

[Muse]

Originally Posted by BvG

Oh Unmentionable R'lyeh

Take free water stuff
castle province we get
have happy NAPping!

two not connected
NAP important rest not so
happy rice feasting

Dearest
BvG, Shinuyama

Translation (short for time saving)
NAP 3 suggested. independent suggestion: we'd like the castle, don't care for unclaimed water province(s).

*whisper* It's somewhat disturbing that everyone seems to be aware of our name. And that we exist. *whisper-and-glance*

A star child makes several mouth gestures indicating that we will happily accept your goblin-infested NAP-3. We only ask that the beaches remain clear for any human women who wish to go swimming.

As for the capital of our leafy-green bordermates, mmmm... this is an interesting issue. We are inclined to say "If you can take it, it's yours." But then... *peers thoughtfully out to sea*

Ancient Kraken 1: [jaunty melody] "Don't un-der-estimate your op-pon-nents!"
Kraken Chorus: "They're far from be-eaten yet..." [synchronized tentacle wiggle]


Waves pass, and behind them several mindslaves could be heard absently gibbering:
"But at peace with the master, they'll only be able to expand directly into the Smouldercone!"

To the Gods of Vanheim and Ermor:

The Most Exulted Monkey Council deems it wise to confirm that we intend to expand no further into your respective realms and thus offer each of you an NAP3.

- Bater (really the computer gave him this name), the Prophet of Wu Kong

[earcaraxe]

ooc: please tell me who's got NAPs between them, im getting lost among the chit-chats and haikus.

[Yonz]

To our Machakan soon-to-be neighbours:

To ensure good relations heed our advice: leave 124 and 108 be. They will bend the knee to us in the next few months.