I noticed there didn't really seem to be a thread for this. Haiku, yeah. Poetry, yeah. But no full-fledged songs. Besides, it looks like those threads are long dead, so I figured I'd start a new thread for SONG. Write your own, adapt someone else's lyrics, whatever. Of course, I'll contribute with a song based on Pink Floyd's "Another Brick in the Wall" (which I did while bored). I like to call it "Ode to Monkey PD".
I make no claims as to quality.
We don't need no monkey PD
We don't need no Sticks and Stones
No strength, no attack, no defense
Markata, have no saving grace
Hey! Markata! Get back in and fight!
All in all you're just another useless monkey
All in all you're just another useless monkey