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March 9th, 2006, 03:33 PM
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Creative AI Message
Dear Friend,
I will like to solicit your help in a business preposition, which is by nature very confidential and a Top Secret.
It has come to my attention that the sizable sum of 12 million resources has been deposited in storage at my facility, but the owner died tragically in a shuttle accident. Since he has no next of kin, these funds will shortly be appropriated by the government. I require your assistance to move these funds before they are wasted by our corrupt officials.
In exchange for your assistance, you will get 25% of the sum. All that you need to do is send a foreign cheque for 250k minerals in order to hire the transports which will be delivering the resources.
In strictest confidence,
- Phillip Phongerson.
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March 9th, 2006, 03:39 PM
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Re: Creative AI Message
Operator: We get signal!
Captain: Main screen turn on.
Cats: Dear Friend, I would like to solicit your help in a business proposition which is very confidential and top secret.
Captain: What you say?!?
Cats: It has come to my attention that 50 million Zorkmids have mysteriously appeared in our coffers. In order to avoid an accounting scandal, we wish to transfer said funds to you. But we need a 10,000 Zorkmid deposit to hire the hacker who will electronically transfer the funds to you.
Captain: ...
Cats: In other words, all our fund are belong to you.
Captain: Oh I get it now... Take off every fund! Move fund! For great justice!
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March 9th, 2006, 04:18 PM
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Re: Creative AI Message
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Suicide Junkie said:
Dear Friend,
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In strictest confidence,
- Phillip Phongerson.
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LOL! 
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Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future.
Download the Nosral Confederacy (a shipset based upon the Phong) and the Tyrellian Imperium, an organic looking shipset I created! (The Nosral are the better of the two [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Grin.gif[/img] )
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March 9th, 2006, 04:55 PM
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Re: Creative AI Message
In a Star Trek Mod game I was playing, I got a general message from the Dominion saying, "Don't trust Ferengi."
What made this funny was that I was playing the Ferengi, and had a Partnership with the Dominion at the time.
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March 9th, 2006, 05:10 PM
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Re: Creative AI Message
Dear Friend,
Would you like to give your reproductive partner more pleasure? Do you need help to better entice unattached females of your species?
Gain more self-confidence. Win a measure of respect.
Our formula can increase the size of your reproductive appendage, guaranteed.
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I used to be somebody but now I am somebody else
Who I'll be tomorrow is anybody's guess
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March 9th, 2006, 05:10 PM
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Re: Creative AI Message
Actually, that would be a great message for certain AIs. Like the Ferengi.
Maybe someone should make a Pakled shipset & then you can make an AI diplomacy file using lots of Internet scams. |
March 9th, 2006, 05:16 PM
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Re: Creative AI Message
Have you ever wondered what a Phong in a thong looks like, well onboard our ship we have over five female Phong all wearing the tiniest thong's you've ever seen.
All you need to do to see this is power down your weapons and lower your shields!
Dear Alien race:
We are sorry we traveled over 5,000 light years and bombed your planet back into the stone age, our navigator got his system adresses screwed up you see you are 9,9,9 and we were actually trying to hit system 9,9,6 please accept this lovely fruit basket and flower arrangement as a sincere apology for the mistake.
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When life gives you lemons take them and squeeze them in life's eye until it gives you the oranges you asked for!
"If men build things to look like our penis such as towers and ships does that mean female achitects represent women having penis envy?"
A line that made me chuckle, I can't remember where I heard it I just know it made me laugh.
"I'm not really a slapper....I mainly punch and gouge."
Tammy Lee my kung fu instructor/sifu's daughter when asked if she ever slapped a boy for saying something nasty to her.
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March 9th, 2006, 05:37 PM
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Re: Creative AI Message
Quote:
Starhawk said:
Have you ever wondered what a Phong in a thing looks like...
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Well...that all depends on what kind of "thing" you're talking about 
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Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is that little voice at the end of the day that says "I'll try again tomorrow".
Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future.
Download the Nosral Confederacy (a shipset based upon the Phong) and the Tyrellian Imperium, an organic looking shipset I created! (The Nosral are the better of the two [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Grin.gif[/img] )
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March 9th, 2006, 06:22 PM
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Re: Creative AI Message
*Ahem* I have no idea what your talking about there are no spelling errors in that post (lalalalala).
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When life gives you lemons take them and squeeze them in life's eye until it gives you the oranges you asked for!
"If men build things to look like our penis such as towers and ships does that mean female achitects represent women having penis envy?"
A line that made me chuckle, I can't remember where I heard it I just know it made me laugh.
"I'm not really a slapper....I mainly punch and gouge."
Tammy Lee my kung fu instructor/sifu's daughter when asked if she ever slapped a boy for saying something nasty to her.
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March 9th, 2006, 07:41 PM
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Re: Creative AI Message
Quote:
Starhawk said:
Have you ever wondered what a Phong in a thong looks like, well onboard our ship we have over five female Phong all wearing the tiniest thong's you've ever seen.
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As long as there is a Phong Thong Song...we are good to go...
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