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April 20th, 2003, 08:59 AM
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OT: The Secret Of My Success
You know, today was one of those days that you just have to tell somebody about, not because something wonderfull happened, but because something humerous and slightly disturbing happened.
I don't know how many of you know this, but I work for an Airline, not just any Airline, the nations largest regional Airline. Today I went into work expecting to have an easy day doing an easy job. Unfortunately, within the first hour of my being there, I went from working the lowest possible position, to being a supervisor, that is a promotion of roughly three levels, now we get to the funny part, ready for it? Here it is:
Today, at work, I promoted myself ..... Three times.... think about that the next time you fly~
I think that is going to be my new tag line...
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April 20th, 2003, 09:04 AM
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Re: OT: The Secret Of My Success
That is funny, and tomorrow you can demote yourself four levels back to counter clerk level 1.
And stay out of the bar!
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April 20th, 2003, 12:51 PM
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Re: OT: The Secret Of My Success
Quote:
Originally posted by ZeroAdunn:
Today, at work, I promoted myself ..... Three times.... think about that the next time you fly~
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I will be thinking about it and i will be trully terrified!
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April 20th, 2003, 08:12 PM
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Re: OT: The Secret Of My Success
Can you give yourself big raises too? Also, huge surprise bonus, stock options, extra days off, company car, free trips, assistants, donuts...
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April 20th, 2003, 08:23 PM
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Re: OT: The Secret Of My Success
You know... I might just try that....
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April 20th, 2003, 08:28 PM
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Re: OT: The Secret Of My Success
You can never give yourself enough attractive lovely assitants Kamog, Never! It should be a rule of business really
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April 22nd, 2003, 06:47 AM
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Re: OT: The Secret Of My Success
*narf is whimpering. narf will never fly now.*
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