Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours

[Taz-in-Space]

...after eating about eleventy dozen of the Super Sticky balls Gryphin passed out, Taz can barely pry open his mouth to talk...

'mumble grumble Gry-mm-phin should mmhp warn mm-me! mmmp Did say Supper! mmmmpph'

Edited for clarity!

[ September 26, 2002, 04:20: Message edited by: Taz-in-Space ]

[Puke]

puke averts his attention to avoid noticing Taz eating Gryph's balls.

[Taz-in-Space]

'Mmmmph Puke mmm mmmp big club mmmphh with nails
mmpphhh on head mmphhh many times!'

[Gryphin]

They really were meant to be thrown at anyone using the word "canon" in the forum.
Wait till he finds out they also work as a Constipatory agent

[Timstone]

That should be messy.

[mac5732]

Mac lands his newly purchased "used" Frigate in the cantina parking lot, (it only has 300,000,000,000 miles on it) nods to Barry, throws him the keys and goes over to his favorite table in the cornor. He places his order with one of the L.H. look a like FBW, reclines back and looks over to see what mayhem if any is going on within the precepts of the cantina. He sees the "Taz" over by the bar with several FBW with what appears to be pry bars inserted into his jaw and working most profusly to apparently open his mouth?? Now what the heck did the Taz do now he wonders? He see RD and waves to him, RD shouts over, what happened to your Up to date modern Battle cruiser? Mac looks down and answers, " I made the mistake of not putting a limit on an IOU to the Tigga" I had to sell it, and take a loan out, just to pay my bar tab.... With what was left over I was able to get a good deal from Jonny's Junky Used Ships Bazzar over on Artimis 3, sigh, sure miss my BC tho, so beware when dealing with that wiley "old" Shrek look a like Tony Tiger wanta be. Whats with the Taz he asks, RD replies, it was something the Gryphin gave him to eat he answers with a wide smile and tears in his eyes. AAaahhhh Mac shouts back, He should have known better, The Gryphin is just as sneaky as the KAT, oh well live and learn, he should have just eaten some apples, I'll have to tell him about "The Gryphin" and my pizzas awhile back, mac checks over his food verrrry carefullly before beginning to indulge in his breakfast....

just some ideas Mac

[dogscoff]

Dogscoff wanders in, and notices the FBWs working to open Taz's mouth.

"Hey Taz, what's up?"
"MmMMmmmpph."
"What?"
"MmM MmM MmmMMmmmpphh!"
"Happy hour you say? All drinks on your tab all night? Thanks Taz..."
"MMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPHHHH!!!"

*Dogscoff steps behind the bar and pours himself something expensive, as the rest of the Cantina's patrons stampede in that direction..."

[mac5732]

Mac over hears Dogscoff talking with Taz and hears drinks are on the Taz's tab, Mac immediatly mosies over to the bar and places an order for a bottle of Crown Royal, (the big bottle), sure was nice of good old Taz, aaahhh haven't had Crown Royal in a lonnnnggg time, to expensive

Tks Taz, Here's to ya, gulp, gulp, ahhhhhhh

a relaxing Mac

[Ragnarok]

Wonders into the bar and see that everyone is buying stuff. Asks Mac what's going on and he tells Rags that the drinks are on Taz. Rags likes this idea and jumps over to the bar. I'll take a bottle of that stuff over there. Yeah that's it, the BIG one. Takes a gulp and looks at Taz still trying to pry his mouth open and says: "too bad your mouth is stuck shut man. These drinks are wonderful! And thanks for buying!" Rags walks happily out of the bar.

[Timstone]

I've got a feeling that this is not going to end vwery well for the drinking patrons. Hehe... lots of violence!