Ye Olde Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina

[Gryphin]

growltigga, Your High Pontificateness,
My sweetheart says she plays the same way you "claim" you will be playing.

Sinapus, (if you ever visit the Cantina), our visitor asked me to say "Hi". She is from Houston / Friendswood.

[Gryphin]

Help, ahhhhhh, I am being dragged bodily away from the computer, helllppp.

[Growltigga]

Dear Gryphin, your sweetheart appears to much further down the path to redemption than you. This is strange given her Texan background but still laudable.

I will help both of you to reach nirvana, the way of yen buddism is a trial but the strong will succeed and will reach affinity with themselves.

To progress Dear Gryphin, send me your money. A cheque will be fine but I will also accept international money orders. Keep in mind that they say "Money is the root of all evil", I wil take that evil from you to leave you fresh and reborn. Think of how much less burdened you will feel if all th evil in your life is gone - I will take this evil to me instead

[Gryphin]

growltigga, Your High Pontificateness,
It is easy to understand how one like yourself who is lucky to have one woman in his life why you would be confused. My sweetheart is from Massachusetts, my other lover is visiting from Texas and challenges you to find one thing wrong with that hallowed place.

[Growltigga]

Dear Gryphin, it is obvious that the spirits of evil tarnish your soul. It is clear that you have stooped so low that there is no depravity too heinous that you will not partake in. Verily, it is true that you will do anything TO anything.

Your soul needs to be restored to innocence. Only by relieving yourself of the burden of evil will you be able to do this. Money is that evil, send to me and I will relieve you of it.

With regard to Texas, get thee behind me Satan for it is well known that Texans are living evidence that Native Americans fornicated with buffalo

[Gryphin]

Dear Chicken Tigga Ma(r)sala:

Interesting appellation...in Texas we are noted for our barbeque and our executions...but either way you get roasted.

Btw, the buffalo were in the plains states which albeit a valid way to explain Oklahomans is not applicable to Texans.

[Growltigga]

Dear Gryphin.. you need to relieve yourself of your evils.. you are doing to this conversation what the sodomites did to one another.

It is written in the Book of Cyril that a certain sects of 'Okies' would marry buffalo, but it was their offspring which were banished from the plains and who migrated to the south of the United States. These 'Texans' took to sticking their heads up raccoon's bottoms and wearing them like hats, acting pompous, eating disgusting food and as to what they fornicated with, well, frankly anything that stood still long enough, albeit I do understand that moustaches, short sightedness and an affinity for line dancing were considered desired traits in their partners.

There is too much money in Texas, hence it is a cesspit of evil. They would do well to enlighten themselves and send this money to me.

[ May 24, 2002, 17:11: Message edited by: Chicken Tigga Masala ]

[Mephisto]

Originally posted by tesco samoa:
K-M can you send me an email.

I no longer have your email address.

Then I will send you the race

You should have a privat message by now with my email.

[Wardad]

Hey Loreta, Cats are just effeminate dogs.

[mac5732]

Oh Most knowledgable Chicken Tigga Masala, within the concept of fighting the EE-VV-ii-ll of the world one must remember to follow the words of wisdom that have gone before to help bring us out of the darkness and into the light..

"It is easier to get forgiveness than permission"
and
"There is not one shred of evidence that supports the notion that life is serious"

a most humble and derilict mac