Signing out...

[Tenryu]

All the very best to you Richard. The Shrapnel will not be the same without you, I fear.

Good Fortune 2U

[Fyron]

Originally posted by Will:

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Originally posted by Imperator Fyron:
No no no, you're all wrong. It is from South Park (which, btw, is one of the few shows on television worth watching).

HEY! I wrote the towel comment . And it is referring to The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. Nobody should leave home without their towel

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I never read The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, but the towel thing was on South Park...

[Kamog]

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has a few things to say on the subject of towels. A towel, it says, is the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound he cold moons of Jaglon Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapors; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kafrofoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for hand-to-hand combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mind-bogglingly stupid animal--daft as a brush, but very very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.

More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitchhiker) discovers that a hitchhiker has a towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, washcloth, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet-weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitchhiker any of these or a dozen other items that a hitchhiker might accidentally have "lost." What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the Galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through and still know where his towel is, it is clearly as man to be reckoned with. Hence a phrase that has passed into hitchhiking slang, as in "Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is." (Sass: know, be aware of, meet, have sex with; hoopy: really together guy; frood: really amazingly together guy.)

[Fyron]

Ok... I didn't doubt that it was in Hitchhiker...

[Instar]

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[dumbluck]

So, how's civilian life treating you, Richard?