The Funniest Canadian Joke.

[tbontob]

Originally posted by DavidG:
Post your jokes here. Have Fyron tell you they're not funny. Eventually we'll figure out what passes for humour in CA, USA.

LOLROF

You guys gotta stop this! Or I'll have a stroke!

[Arkcon]

Boy, I was so excited with the laugh lab. I thought the jokes were going to be the funniest ever, and define humor, instead every single one was lame.

Did they just not poll the people with a sense of humor or what?

And what's with the Discovery Canada poll? Two top jokes are urban legends?

I mean, a joke should make you wonder what was said, and as you gradually piece it together, a glimmer enters your eye, and ROTHLMAO.

So, an Englishman, an Irishman, and an American are drinking in a pub. They're getting drunk, getting rowdy, and the bartender throws them out.

They go to the roof to get some air.

The Irishman says, "Les takka jog 'round the bbbuildn' to sober up"

The American says, "Let's fly around instead"

"You're on", says the Irishman.

As the ambulance wheels away the Irishman, the Englishman turns to the American and says,

"Your're a real jerk when you drink, you know that Superman"

[ January 24, 2003, 03:42: Message edited by: Arkcon ]

[Fyron]

That was a little better...

[Arkcon]

'Kay see, someone could point out the Superman was a Kryptonian not even a naturalized American citizen. They could say the Irishman shouldn't have fallen for it. Superman should have helped him, drunk or not. I could be said that it's sad the Irishman got hurt. Can Superman get drunk? Alcoholisim is a disease. Heck, they could point out that in Superman the Movie, much of it was filmed in Canada.

But they know, that everyone knows that already.

The joke is the unreal, presented as the real, almost convincingly.

The lighthose works in that way, the space pen doesn't. And flaming ducks? What does that just get pronounced funny in Belgian or something?

[ January 24, 2003, 03:50: Message edited by: Arkcon ]

[tbontob]

Yes Arkcon they polled the people.

Every joke you have presented so far was a joke to be voted on.

[tbontob]

Well, not polled. People wrote, e-mailed etc their selection.

[tbontob]

Originally posted by Imperator Fyron:
That was a little better...

Is that a slight crack of a smile?

[Fyron]

No, as it was only slightly better.

3 Posts in a row... use the edit button more often.

[tbontob]

Originally posted by Imperator Fyron:
No, as it was only slightly better.

3 Posts in a row... use the edit button more often.

Oh, don't be such a fuddy-duddy!

[Fyron]

I'll duddy all the fuds I want to.