OT: If You Were God For One Minute - Page 3

Rojero · #21 February 13th, 2004, 05:35 PM

You know whats irritating now? For those of us in America I am constantly being bombarded by congressman that are freaking going crazy over that stupid half time show during the SupreBowl! Congressman! They should get a life, and worry more about those Enron dudes who stole all that money and not worry about tv! If they are offended they should just turn off the TV!
their choices Or how about the vice president having golf with the CEO of one of the few companies who got awarded the contracts for rebuilding Iraq?
Sorry for the explosion, but as a veteran who just got out of the military Last year, i felt like I am being spit on by the crap politicians are hiding.
Sheesh!
sorry i will get off my soap box and I will lead my crack Panther assassins to knock off a few unwanted politicians.

Nocturnal · #22 February 14th, 2004, 02:15 AM

If I were God for even a second, I would instantaneously cease to exist!

*Vanishes in a puff of logic.*

Randallw · #23 February 22nd, 2004, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cipher7071:

If I were God, I would probably realize that things are the way the are for a reason, sigh, and let it go at that.

I agree with Cipher and Narf. If I were God, I would know as much as God and would know there is a reason to leave everything as it is.

Edit: I would appear to be saying the same thing. But really I came up with the same answer as soon as I read the title. Good to know others think the same way.

[ February 22, 2004, 11:52: Message edited by: Randallw ]

Sabin · #24 February 23rd, 2004, 02:38 AM

I would create 1,000 smaller gods, so that they make the religions of Earth & Beyond more diverse.(10/60 seconds.)

Manufacture 1 race per planet in the universe, all intelligent, so that competition would occur.(20/60 seconds.)

Create a wave that destroys the universe after 500,000 milleniums, which would prompt a cycle of recreation.(40/60 seconds.)

Forge multiple avatars of myself, which are to be seeded periodically on Earth at varying times. These are to become permenment and powerful legends, through even the recreation cycle.(50/60 seconds.)

I would save the 10 other seconds for use at a desperate time, when the universe is truely threatened by something that may reverse my dictations. (50/60 seconds.)

[ February 22, 2004, 12:39: Message edited by: Sabin ]