Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours - Page 283

David E. Gervais · #**2821** March 17th, 2003, 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ragnarok:
Oh I want to come back, mlmbd! Please, bring me back! This eternal damnation is all good and everything, it's just I miss my mo....I miss my FBWs, yeah that's it.

Why on earth would you miss your 'Monkey'? Are you a closet Donkey Kong player?

primitive · #**2822** March 17th, 2003, 03:59 PM

Big dawg:

To prepare for the Norse/Viking Version of hel; Helheim or Niflheim, you better bring food and warm clothes.

The battle axe is more appropriate for the Norse/Viking Version of heaven, Asgaard. Where you can have fun (Eating, Drinking, Fighting and Frolicking) all day.

A place very much like the Cantina when you think about it.

dogscoff · #**2823** March 17th, 2003, 04:10 PM

Thanks Primitive, I hope I can count on your support in this expedition - I'm sure your rusty (yet pointy) spear would enjoy the exercise=-)

primitive · #**2824** March 17th, 2003, 04:21 PM

Normally I would love to, but I am not really sure if I am dead or alive. As far as I recall, your giant battlesquids killed me whit the rest of the patrons of the cantina. The next thing I remember is that some lousy Elvis-impersonator took control of my body. That was truly a horrid experience, as he made me ride a horse and have a painted face (ouch). Maybe it's less shamefull to remain dead.

mlmbd · #**2825** March 17th, 2003, 04:35 PM

rags, so let it be said, so let it be done!
* Rags materilizes, where the Kegs use to be keeped!*

Anyone else??

I wasn't that hungry, this morning!

mlmbd

Stone Mill · #**2826** March 17th, 2003, 04:53 PM

Sorry about that, Primitive. Your likeliness was instrumental in that piece of inspired writing. Too bad though; I dont think my recreation of a famous movie ending was very recognizable.

I did a bit of research at the Whoopie GHOST Academy with Patrick Swayze, and a cool side effect of being a ghost is being able to temporarily borrow people's bodies...
and if you cancentrate hard enough, you can affect the corporeal world. Like sit behind Demi Moore and get all messy with clay.

So any--way looks like you boys have done your homework, and are actually serious about this expedition.

primitive · #**2827** March 17th, 2003, 05:10 PM

King:
Your welcome, worse tings happens in the cantina

David E. Gervais · #**2828** March 17th, 2003, 06:09 PM

..in life I feared death, in death I feared life, but now that I have trancended both these primitive concepts I am truely free! Aaaah the bliss that is of corporeal form.

hmmm, maybe I'll see F Te antKe somewhere around here!

Cheers!

Ragnarok · #**2829** March 17th, 2003, 06:15 PM

Uhh, mumbles, errr... mlmbd, that whole bring me back to life thing didn't work.

But on the bright side, I think you brought back some evil overlord though. Well, not so bright I don't think.

I think I'm going to sit back and wait for the army to come charging in and save me. It seems like it will work better then your revive me tatic.

David: You figured me out, I'm an avid Donkey Kong player.

Well not really but we can say that for now.

dogscoff · #**2830** March 17th, 2003, 06:20 PM

Rags, hang on in there, we're coming to rescue you from the constant and hideous torment you endure.

Well, actually, we're just going to have some lunch first, and then maybe a quick pint, and then we'll be off.

*Dogscoff orders a large ewok steak and a pint, offering a toast to the forthcoming heroic rescue of rags, who even now laguishes in unspeakable pain.