Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours

[primitive]

GT:
Primitive would be very happy to help out, but at the moment he is trapped under his table by the half-ton of ectobLastic snot dropped by the poltergeist formerly known as Dogscoff.

Maybe later

[Growltigger]

Growltigga, laden with a heavy cold, walks over to the stricken Primitive and decides to add some natural ambience to the large pile of ectoplasmic snot by unclogging his nose in Primitive's direction.

The plucky Norwegian is covered with steaming bogies, and soon all that can be seen is the top of his rusty (yet pointy) spear, arising out of the green mess like a dodgy flag, with a large groley dripping of the top of it....

[primitive]

Primitive goes up-stairs for a nice long (and much needed) shower. 2 Kylieclones, 1 Liz Hurley and 6 regular FBWs scurries up to join him. Damn, that 1 to little to make “10 girl challenge IV”.

[Growltigger]

Hmmm, Primitive, Dogscoff will have to confirm but I kind of liked the idea of the "10 girl challenge" saga not involving any chaps at all, at least not any snot covered norwegian body building fairy boys!

[dogscoff]

Hmmm, Primitive, Dogscoff will have to confirm but I kind of liked the idea of the "10 girl challenge" saga not involving any chaps at all,

What would be the challenge in just watching?

at least not any snot covered norwegian body building fairy boys!

Well you're right on that front in any case. Is there such a thing as a snot fetish? It wouldn't surprise me in the least...

[ March 05, 2003, 16:53: Message edited by: dogscoff ]

[Taz-in-Space]

...Taz, always eager to experiment, places a pint of Dogscoff's usual brew in an empty spot on the bar and waits...

Will Dogscoff spot the lone brew?
If so, will an immaterial spirit be able to drink it?
Will he want more?
And if he does, will he need to take a trip to the loo later?

...Taz stands back and watches to see if a Spirit will drink spirits!...

[mlmbd]

* seeing dogscoff wants to be brought back. mlmbd starts to assemble the necessary item:
1 bottle Guinness Stout, stale - atleast half full
2 bottle Guinness Stout, Unopened and slightly chilled
1 Tanzinite crystal, Large
14 doz half eaten shoestring potatoes
4 Large potatoes, Raw
1 very smelly piece of White clouds ear fungus, Large
3 Italian fungus (Porchini) Very Large
11 small (put not cute) bunnies....er....rabbits, Alive
2 Clay Bowls, Very Large
1 Clay Bowl (Small), New
1 large Parang (a sword from the Trojan era on Earth) which is a touch rusty
2 Goats, ceremonial, Unused
1 Ball of twine, Large (for tying things up)
1 Scottish Dirk; ceremonial Athame, Very Used
1 Small bottle Olive Oil, Extra Virgin, Unopened
6 doz 'once' used sticks of sandlewood incense
1 vampire/vampyre fang, stightly used
6 garlic cloves, Large
1 candle Red, New
2 candle Blue, New
2 candles White, New or almost New
3 pieces Hickory, Large
? Matches - Wooden, for lighting the candles and stuff
1 bottle of A-1 Steak Sauce, Unopened
1 New York Times, any condition
1 Porterhouse steak, minium 2 inches thick. Wieghting no less than 32 oz.
1 Prang virgin, slghtly used
1 Silver Goblet, Druid
1 stick of unsalted (but not sweet) butter, softened
1 Tandori Oven, Extremely Large
1 Bay Leaf, Large
1 Table, Large (to place all the items on. Except the Extremely Large Tandori Oven)
1 Chair, Used

mlmbd, rechecks his list against the assembled items. Yep, that will do it. He remarks to himself. OK, dogscoff! We are ready to begin. mlmbd, exclaims *

*mlmbd, starts placing items here and there to make everything ready. One Very Large Clay Bowl right here. The other Very Large Clay Bowl right here. 1 Extremely Large Tandori Oven right here. mlmbd, then places 1 large piece of Hickory in each of the Very Large Clay Bowls. Places the other large piece of Hickory in the Extremely Large Tandori Oven. GOOD!
Now, taking several pieces of the New York Times. Wads them up. Placing the wads of the New York Times in each one of the Very Large Clay Bowls. And, the remainder in the Extremely Large Tandori Oven. He also places the 2 Large potatoes in each of the Very Large Clay Bowls. Alright then!

Next mlmbd takes the small Clay Bowl (New), placing in to it; the 6 Large Garlic Cloves, 1 Large Bay Leaf, 3 Very Large Italian funguses and empties the 1 bottle of stale Guinness Stout (that is atleast half full) into the small Clay Bowl (New). Opens the Small Unopened bottle of Extra Virgin Olive Oil and the Unopened bottle of A-1 Steak Sauce. Pours half the contents of Extra Virgin Olive Oil the into the small Clay Bowl (New). Takes the Very Used Scottish Dirk; ceremonial Athame and stirs the contents of the small Clay Bowl (New). He then opens the Unopened bottle Guinness Stout (slightly chilled). Taking a very large swallow; mlmbd mentions; almost done! Whew, taking another drink of the 'Now' opened bottle Guinness Stout (slightly chilled).

mlmbd takes several of the Wooden Matches from the table. Lighting all the candles. First; the Red Candle (New) next the Blue Candle (New). And then the 2 White Candles. Places the Red Candle (New), Blue Candle (New) and the White Candle (new) in the middle of the 2 Very Large Clay Bowls and the Extremely Large Tandori Oven. Sprinkels the remains of 6 doz 'once' used sticks of sandlewood incense, in a circle around the candles. * Whispering some words of mystic origin, until the circle around the candles is complete. * mlmbd then lights the wads of the New York Times, he placed in the Very Large Clay Bowls and the Extremely Large Tandori Oven. The Large pieces Hickory catch fire, easily. mlmbd then put 1 of Very Large Italian funguses into the Extremely Large Tandori Oven. And 1 Very Large Italian fungus into eac of the 2 Very Large Clay Bowls.

mlmbd then balances the Large Tanzinite crystal and the Vampire/Vampyre fang (stightly used) between the 3 candles. Whispering a few more words of mystic origin. Until the Large Tanzinite crystal is balanced! Just a few more minutes, dogscoff; mlmbd mentions. He then ties the Prang Virgin (only slghtly used) to the Large Table. mlmbd grabs the 2 1/2 inches thick Porterhouse steak (not weighting less than 32 oz) and puts it in the small Clay Bowl (New).

mlmbd throws the Large, very smelly piece of White clouds ear fungus and the 14 doz half eaten shoestring potatoes, into the Extremely Large Tandori Oven. The Live 11 small (put not cute) bunnies....er....rabbits follow after the 14 doz half eaten shoestring potatoes. Slaps the 2 1/2 inches thick Porterhouse steak (not weighting less than 32 oz) onto the side of the Extremely Large Tandori Oven. *the meat sizzles with the heat supplied by the ovens exterior and interior* Grabing the Large Parang ((a sword from the Trojan era on Earth) which is a touch rusty), mlmbd swings (shouting some words of mystic origin) ; in a single blow, the first (ceremonial and Unused) Goats head falls to the floor. Then the second blow. The second (ceremonial and Unused) Goats head falls to the floor the blood spurts everywhere spattering onto the Prang Virgin (only slghtly used), the Large Tanzinite crystal, the Vampire/Vampyre fang (stightly used), the 3 candles they are balanced between, the Very Large Clay Bowls, the Extremely Large Tandori Oven and anything or anyone standing close.

mlmbd, tosses the goats heads and thier bodies into the Extremely Large Tandori Oven. Takes the 4 Large potatoes, 3 Very Large Italian funguses and the 2 1/2 inches thick Porterhouse steak (not weighting less than 32 oz) to the table. Where he puts the softened stick of unsalted (but not sweet) butter on the 4 Large potatoes. Poor a liberal amount of A-1 Steak Sauce on the Porterhouse steak. Opens the Last bottle of Unopened and slightly chilled Guinness Stout into the Druid's Silver Goblet. Unties the Prang Virgin (only slghtly used). Suggesting carnal things they will partake of a bit later. Lights the remaining White Candle. Then takes a seat. In the used Chair. THERE! It is done!

Damn, I am hungry! The roast rabbit and goat are on me, everyone! * mlmbd grins as he starts to eat his potatoes (with butter) and steak with A-1 and Porchini Mushrooms *

mlmbd

[Ragnarok]

Wow, you go through alot of work to fix a meal mlmbd!
I'll just have some of that there steak you fixed up. That looks mighty good.

*Rags wonders to the back of the Cantina and finds a figure sitting in a chair with a white sheet draped over it, and with a mic in its hand.
Rags walks over the the figure and pulls the sheet off and reveals it to be Dogscoff himself. He has been sitting in the back of the room using the PA system to make it seem like he was a spirit in the room talking to everyone. What a rip, I thought for a moment he was actually dead.

[mac5732]

As Mac gets up off the floor by his table, he looks bewildered, Now who moved the damn chair he yells, some people just have no repect for old geezers around here

He sees mlmbd cooking up some steaks and places his order for one, medium rare, sour cream on the potatoes. As Mac walks back to his table, he sees a very large pile of what appears to be a yellowish green, slimey pile of what could only be termed as Snotty Mucas laying on the floor. Hmph, GT is slipping letting this kind of thing around here, how is one to eat and inbib upon the pleasures of brewskis with this putrifying essance around. He rights a note to the furry feline to please clean up the despicable concoction upon the premisis. YUK....

Mac checks his chair over, to make sure its ok, places, nails spikes into the feet and floor to make sure it doesn't move again, and proceeds to growel at primative as he sees a LH clone upon his arm, now that is just the Last straw, he immediatly walks over to the pie dispenser, puts in his minerals, retrieves several cream pies and proceeds to lob them in primitives direction

just some ideas mac

[Growltigger]

Mac, wadd'ya mean there is an unholy horrible putrid slimy green mess in the cantina?? I thought you wanted your usual breakfast that's all!!

Mlmbd, fancy a job cheffing at the cantina? you may need to fight for room in the kitchen with the killer mongooses and C list celebrity stars, but hey, I am sure a chap like you with a large enough Sabatier cleaver can do wonders for himself