MP: Primordial Cake - [Game In Progress]

[mattyburn7]

I concur. I'll play any game with rev2 or Shunwick for the added value of the posts!

[revenant2]

Originally Posted by mattyburn7

I concur. I'll play any game with rev2 or Shunwick for the added value of the posts!

I've lost my mojo a bit in this game, although I think that's because I'm still recovering from BSOD

[AreaOfEffect]

Hey everyone. Just checking up on things. See how everyone is doing.

Me, I'm fine. Never been better. Just finished rounding up some filthy brigands and trouble makers. Yup, pretty sure I got all of them this time. Had quite a few. About 15 here, 5 there, 16 somewhere else. Its all good though, my task force of judges did a fantastic job and sentenced all 78 of them to death. Took them about an hour, which includes the lunch break.

Did anyone else see that fight for the Forest of Idun. Man, that was a really great battle between Mictlan and C'tis. And to think, even though C'tis brought such a variety of units, mages, and priests, and even though they seemed to have greater numbers, they just weren't a match for those triple blessed jaguar warriors and ozelotl. Massacre actually. Spite the fact that Mictlan's units were starving.

Any word on the Ermor front. Last I knew they were resting on top of the last castle of some nation. Patala I think it was. Strange race of people. Never had a chance I heard. Ermor's become a real nation killer I think. Too bad for them Tien Chi took all their spoils from the conquest of Gath. That must be a lot of gem income for the barbaric tribes who occupy the vast mountain regions.

Mictlan's bless is water 9, fire 9, astral 9. Just saying

[Gargouille]

In the beginning Chelms contact us for make peace. We say yes, we are loyal. Last month Chelms attack us, 4 sneak attacks, and lose 3. With Atlantis, Chelms can win, but Chelms lose his honnor, they are liars.

[shunwick]

Is there anyone not at war with Mictlan?

Despite fighting several wars with his neighbours on widely separate fronts, the Capitalist Warmongering Hyena known as “Bloodpuppets” launched a cowadly sneak attack on the peaceful and respectable cave province of Barra. The minimally defended province was under the command of Comrade Provincial Governor Stene who was slain in a brave attempt to fight off the invading force. The Pythium Leadership is so concerned by this unprovoked aggression that they have raised the Empire Threat Level from “No Worries” to “Slightly Put Out”.

The Voice of Pythium has been able to track down an old acquaintance of the mad “Bloodpuppets”. Speaking from the academy in the city of Cimri, Comrade Research Assistant Aesculapios revealed that he went to school with the insane dictator of Mictlan. “Oh yes,” he said, “I remember Chubby.”

Apparently, the Loopy Dic attended the Cimri High School in his early years where he was known as Stanley Limpthwaite. “Used to pull the legs of a spiders,” explained his former classmate. “Mad a march hare. Some of the other kids began calling him names like scumsucker, dipstick and so on. Eventually they settled on Chubby. Well, you know, for obvious reasons. Children can be so cruel sometimes.”

One of his former teachers at the High School, Comrade Benim, said, “Stanley was such a strange child. Not quite right in the head, you know. Fairly ugly I seem to recall and not very bright. There were a lot of nasty incidents at the time but we could never catch him at it.”

The small probing force that Mictlan sent into Barra province is being invited to withdraw and a strongly worded letter to this effect has already been despatched. Whether such a polite response is enough to sway the insane megalomania of Stanley Limpthwaite is unknown at this time. A more forceful approach may be necessary to deal with this nuisance.

An armed reconnaissance force has been sent from Cimri into the province of Old Man Mountains in an attempt to collect information on the renegade golem mage Antatus. The small recon force contains mainly those troops convalescing from injuries sustained in the Gath Campaign. We wish Comrade General Celarim and his limping and wheezing recon troops well.

The banquet in the Pythium Capital for the Special Forces Group was a great success. Comrade General Eric received grateful thanks for this stunning victory and his winning charm made him many friends at the glittering ball. Missing from the celebrations, however, was Hero of the Peoples Comrade Teacher Ooo Daman who stayed on in the newly acquired province of Bright Woods where he and his band of Comrade Outreach workers established a re-education centre and quickly brought peace and stability to that troubled land.

In exciting news, Comrade General Secretary Vsevolod announced the annexation of the province of Ministra. The new province, free of control from any of the major powers, was completely devoid of any defence and was liberated by the daring exploits of Comrade Ambassador Stanebor. The province is a long way from the Democratic People’s Republic of Pythium and shares a border with both the Noble Empire of Agartha and Mad “Bloodpuppet’s” Insane Realm of Mictlan. Naturally, we wish the inhabitants of Ministra every success and welcome them into the enlightened and peaceful family of Democratic Republics.

Finally, we understand that the orgies continue in the Cimri. “Orgies, orgies everywhere. It’s disgusting and immoral,” said one outraged resident, “and not an invite in sight.”

The Peoples of Pythium await further news.

[AreaOfEffect]

Originally Posted by Gargouille

In the beginning Chelms contact us for make peace. We say yes, we are loyal. Last month Chelms attack us, 4 sneak attacks, and lose 3. With Atlantis, Chelms can win, but Chelms lose his honnor, they are liars.

Actually, I sent you a message via in-game where I broke my NAP. I waited a full four turns. The message was sent on turn 34. I attacked you on turn 38. Plenty of time by anyone's standard of a 3 round NAP. Check your turns and you will see I am correct.

[shunwick]

Originally Posted by AreaOfEffect

That must be a lot of gem income for the barbaric tribes who occupy the vast mountain regions.

You would think wouldn't you? Month after month my site searches say "no new magic sites found in ... "

Bloody mountains. No gold, no gems, no supplies, no armies, no PD, no mages, no reasearch, no idea and no hope. How the hell have I lasted four years on this?

[mattyburn7]

Bogarus kindly asks the Lizards of C'tis to stop harassing our Scout Troops who are peacefully hiking.

[AreaOfEffect]

Until someone tells me otherwise, I'm giving the credit for Patala's demise to Ermor. Good luck in other games there ghoul. Thank you for playing with us.

[shunwick]

AreaOfEffect,

Patala got double tagged by the Ermorian-Agarthan Alliance though finally killed off by Ermor. It will be interesting to see who Patala names as his main nemisis.

Best wishes,
Steve