Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours

[David E. Gervais]

***Visitors to the RL Underground Bunker should read the 'NOTE:' and follow it's instructions. I need to know who has 'Really' found my Bunker as opposed to people who might just say they have been there!*** (just for the record, I'm sure you understand!)

Cheers!

[Ragnarok]

I haven't found the bunker. I just got in it by hitching a ride.

GT, my clone/hologram was a special modified one. It was RD dressed up as me.

RD, how could you do this to me? I thought we were pals?!
Rags is still being smothered by the Miss Piggy Fiends*, He fights his way out of the bottom of the pile which was no easy task as each Miss Piggy Fiend weighs just as much as a Light Cruiser. He then gets out of the Kermit outfit and tosses it to the side. At which time the Miss Piggy Fiends think that Rags killed them and Rags is forced to start running once more. After awhile of running around the parking lot Rags gets some advice from his friends who happen to be real life pig farmers, and he finds out how to stop a horde of Pigs that are chasing him. So Rags uses a device that multiplies his arms to where he now has a arm for every Miss Piggy Fiend, he proceeds to grab each one of the Fiends by the tongue. (Yes that is one way to control a pig in real life, at least it works at my friends farm)
He drags the Fiends over to a room and points at RD, he then wispers something in their ears and they get really mad and they take flight after RD who was sipping on a brewski.

GT, what happened to chasing RD anyways? You started out chasing us but somehow he got out of the spot light and wasn't being chased. I do not think that was very fair.

*)FFX

[Raging Deadstar]

It was a terribly tricky conundrum my dear ragnarok. I appealed to Growltigga's weaknesses. He obviously went off and bought himself a bottle of 74' Chateau Lafite Rothschild on my tab and i gave him a kylie minogue clone which he is currently "Test driving" right now! although i have a bucnh of midgets who are hellbent on seeking revenge on me for my flaming bagueette golfing techniques! and no that ain't another of gryphins strangely named sexual positions

[David E. Gervais]

..Some 'Bunker' clues I've dropped in this thread..

1)"I built this just for you!" (Now how or what does one 'build' in a forum?)
2)"please make a cross-post to announce your find!" What does Corss-Post mean? Cross post from What to Where?

..a new clue.. "I'm famous for more than just my Avatars here at shrapnel!"

Seek and ye shall find! The bunker awaits!

[Timstone]

David: It's all in your head.

[Ragnarok]

David, I will eventually figure it out. I think I got an idea but I must do some research and get back to you on it.

RD, you had a very good idea. I should remember to carry along those extra Kylie lookalikes, I never thought they would come in handy.

Rags, buy yourself a drink. Oh wait thats me. Sorry.

[Ragnarok]

Woohoo! I was right. I figured out the riddle! It is a very nice bunker indeed David!

Get a drink on my tab for thinking that up David. You deserve it.

[David E. Gervais]

Rags, I'm glad you liked the decor! I'm especially proud of the 'themed' rooms, The 'Tarzan Room', The 'Cleopatra Room', the 'Julius Cesar' Room, The 'Alexander the Great' Room, Oh, and did you get the joke about the 'Edith & Archie' room? LoL The Bunker was the right place to put that one!

Oh, And you're forgiven for putting on a display in the lobby, it was a good show mind you, but I have a special place for that 'Stuff' (nudge nudge wink wink, know what I mean?)
Puke started putting on a show of his own called "The Boarding Party" but I showed him the right 'Stuff' too! Hopefully there was no harm done to the lobby!

Cheers!

[ January 08, 2003, 22:51: Message edited by: David Gervais ]

[David E. Gervais]

Ruatha just found my Bunker and his pet Dragon relieved itself right smack in the middle of the Lobby!! Aaaaaargh! I had to change the carpeting! Ruatha, I'm sending you the bill. ($89,265 Credits!) You're lucky that the pooper-scooper laws don't apply to Dragons. But I guess you knew that and timed your entrance to coincide with your Dragon's needs! Eh?

It was funny once, but don't let it happen again!

[Growltigger]

David Gervais and Rags forget that whilst the bulk of the pursuing horde is made up of diminutive killer mongooses dressed up like the armoured hordes of the Byzantine empire and scantily clad supermodel-esque waitresses in bunny suits, it does happen to be led by 15 tons of enraged Tyrannosaur who hasn't had as much fun since Gryphin got his lovepump caught in the mangle......

Barry turns toward the unclimable 40 foot steel wall and proceeds to charge, with a crash and a smash (spot the Tolkien-esque writing style) the wall is splintered into smithereens, the smoke clears and a stunned Rags (aka kermit) and the bearded Canadian whisky-wuss are left lying on the ground, surrounded by said 15 ton tyrannosaurus, byzantine dromedary-mounted horde, FBW's, hollywood B-list celebrities.....

The small berber villager called Abdul has got a gang of his mates together and in a scene reminiscient of the beaches of Valencia in El Cid, is marching up the road looking to give Raging Deadstar a good kicking for the baguette bashing affair.........

Note to RD - Growltigga is more than happy with the Kylie clone by way of compensation for bashing the berber (is that like spanking the monkey??) but unfortunately, Growltigga is not available to stop Abdul and his chums from seeking appropriate retribution.... and you dont want to know what they are going to do with those preserved lemons and those cracked olives.. and as for the harissa.. RD, if I were you, I would put some toilet paper in the fridge

Over to you Dave

[ January 08, 2003, 12:21: Message edited by: growltigger ]