Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours - Page 211

David E. Gervais · #**2101** January 8th, 2003, 04:59 PM

***Attention: Anyone finding my RL Underground Bunker before Gt will be given free access to the 'Pool Room' where all the women behind the 8-Ball are wearing ultra-mini skirts!***

[ January 08, 2003, 18:38: Message edited by: David Gervais ]

Growltigger · #**2102** January 8th, 2003, 04:59 PM

Sorry David Gervais, I am not going delving into the undergorund whereabouts of any Canadian.

That is something a gentleman just does not do.

I shall leave you in your RL underground base with your fleas - may you all be very happy together....

David E. Gervais · #**2103** January 8th, 2003, 06:08 PM

***So the Great Gt surrenders, and I was so looking forward to the Hunt/Persuit!***

Ah well, I reluctantly accept your surrender, and FYI, Once the fleas get on Canadian soil, they are always much too distracted by our Canadian Beavers to cause any discomfort. I'm flea-free and happy as can be!

Cheers!

P.S. Dear fellow posters, as you each find my RL Underground please make a cross-post here to announce your find! Just don't reveal the location!

Growltigger · #**2104** January 8th, 2003, 06:22 PM

No, the great GT does not surrender, he just not understand what on earth you are talking about....

and as for the flea situation, it explains a lot about my problems following that time I got lucky with that girl from Missassagua....

Hmmmmm......

Ragnarok · #**2105** January 8th, 2003, 06:50 PM

Rags notices that the chase has finally died down and that David has found a way to avoid the great GT. (Not many people have done that) Rags proceeds to climb out of Davids bag in which he was carrying the whole time. As Rags steps out he stretches and yawns from being in the bag for so long.
"Whew, it was tight in there. But thankfully I am a frog that is very nimble and able to fold up into a rather small position. Although it isn't exactly comfortable."
Rags then shuts off his clone/hologram that is running hog wild around the property with Barry chasing him. When the hologram/clone dissapears Barry stops and attempts to scratch his head in bewilderment. But alas, he can't reach his head due to having uber short arms. Barry then turns around and returns to his duty as parking lot attendant.
Back in Davids underground lair Rags looks around the room and exclaims: "Wait, I have seen this place before... It's in that one movie..."
Before Rags can reveal which movie that lair was in and where it was located David grabbed a metal pipe and slammed Rags upside the head to shut him up. Rags then falls to the floor with little birds flying around his head.

Growltigger · #**2106** January 8th, 2003, 06:56 PM

Rags, you should know by now that holographic projectors and clone manufacturers DO NOT work in the environs of the cantina....

...and are you trying to suggest that David Gervais is Batman, Zorro or that ponce from the Shadow?

David E. Gervais · #**2107** January 8th, 2003, 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by growltigger:
and as for the flea situation, it explains a lot about my problems following that time I got lucky with that girl from Missassagua....

Hmmmmm......

Aaaah! A Canadian from Ontario!! Well they're a special lot, now I understand much better! Me I ham froam de QueeBek, Eh? Zo I ham a Cannuck of a Diffar-rent breed hey? On top of zat, I ham a Hinglish spee-king dude Eh? Zo I ave ze rhite to re-mane silent, hany-ting can and whil be use-ed against me by de language police Eh?

..there's humor hidden in there somewhere pilgrim, now circle the wagons while I change accents again Yooooo!

..I place Rags on a comfortable seat behind the girl shooting the 8-Ball, pour him a nice glass of fine wine and go back to planning my next move!

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David E. Gervais · #**2108** January 8th, 2003, 08:36 PM

Gt, I just gave you a 5-star rating! You deserve it.

I on the other hand have removed my rating from view due to it having dropped below 5 stars. (It was that 12th vote that did me in) I wonder who I rubbed the wrong way?

Ah Well Such is life. I can be such a Goof but is that realy a bad thing?

Cheers!

Raging Deadstar · #**2109** January 8th, 2003, 09:11 PM

*Raging Deadstar slowly parks his dreadnought over the cantina and spins on his captains chair, especially built with terrain wheels, spinning from one side of the bridge to the other he activates his tachyon sensors and locks on to the unconcious ragnaroks DNA signal. Locks on and fires his tachyon projection cannon

Minutes later Raging Deadstar is enjoying his vienesse whirls and sipping on a large brewski off ragnaroks tab a very crispy david gervais sneaks up to him and demands what just happened*

Ahh sorry David! I was aiming to wake up rags but as you were admiring the sight of the girl shooting the 8 ball you got in the way i guess!

Since i don't dare reveal the location of your secret bunker please fetch ragnarok to me, i have a 30 stone women dressed up as mrs piggy who has been ordered to show "Kermit" a good time!

*Ragnarok wanders through the doors at this point, shakes his head wearing off the effects of the iron bar and the tachyon projection cannon he suddenly begins to shake, drinks begin to spill and the ground wobbles terrifyingly. No it isn't GT's prowess upstairs! The 30 stone mrs piggy runs, jumps and lands flat on top of ragnarok, leaving a large crater and proceeds to kiss him in such a way that a large vacumn cleaner does!*

Sorry Ragnarok, you were still dressed as kermit!

David E. Gervais · #**2110** January 8th, 2003, 09:42 PM

FYI: there are no 'iron bars' in my RL Underground Bunker, everything here is made of Nerf! (including the 8-Balls, but not the women or drinks!)

..now that that's cleared, Wow RD, that was some ride, how many power settings does that contraption have? and at what level was it when you zapped me by accident? I could use one for the Reck-Room!!

Cheers!

P.S. Rags is awake, he's just catching his breath!

[ January 08, 2003, 19:44: Message edited by: David Gervais ]