Advise

[mottlee]

You know it takes 2 to have a fight! (flame) and I agree there is NO place for it here this is one of the better areas for people to gather info and that sort of actions are not needed here!

thats my $0.02!

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by mlmbd:
Don't know who you are, and I do not care. This is my thread. You want to flame someone, fine! Do it somewhere else. If not I will lock this thread! Or, I will delete just start deleting Posts!

Yeah, I believe they are one and the same.

Plus it'd be hard for you to delete Posts in this thread. Only Moderators can do that.

[Wardad]

OOPS, Sorry to upset you mlmbd.

I was just bored with posting links and jokes and decided to do some put down humor.

Remember, it takes two to flame

[Wardad]

Marriage Advice From Kids
(As answered by elementary school students)

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How Do You Decide Who To Marry?

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she

should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
- Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
- Kirsten, age 10

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What is the Right Age To Get Married?

Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
- Camille, age 10

No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
- Freddie, age 6

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How Can A Stranger Tell If Two People Are Married?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
- Derrick, age 8

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What Do Your Think Your Mom and Dad Have In Common?

Both don't want any more kids.
- Lori, age 8

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What Do Most People Do On A Date?

Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even

boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
- Lynnette, age 8

On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them

interested enough to go for a second date.
- Martin, age 10

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What Would You Do On A First Date That Was Turning Sour?

I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make

sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
- Craig, age 9

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When Is It Okay To Kiss Someone?

When they're rich.
- Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them & have kids

with them. It's the right thing to do.
- Howard, age 8

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Is It Better To Be Single or Married?

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up

after them.
- Anita, age 9

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How Would The World Be Different If People Didn't Get Married?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
- Kelvin, age 8

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How Would You Make a Marriage Work?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck.

- Ricky, age 10

[Kamog]

These kids are smarter than most adults! Some of these kids have already learned to be cynical and realistic at the same time!

[Gwaihir]

Little kids' answers are so great!

Cynical and realistic, wait isn't that the same thing?

[mlmbd]

Originally posted by Wardad:
OOPS, Sorry to upset you mlmbd.

I was just bored with posting links and jokes and decided to do some put down humor.

Remember, it takes two to flame

I was 'almost' the second! I figured, it was most likely you. As you can see I only addressed one of the parties involved!

I argue like that with myself all the time!

mlmbd

[Wardad]

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male's side. These are our rules!

Please note. These are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us *****ing about you leaving it down.

1. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!

1. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a Calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.

1. Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that Last for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Check your oil please.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to answer.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.

1. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as sports, navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. Foreign films are best left to foreigners. (Unless it's Bruce Lee or some war flick where it doesn't really matter what the hell they're saying anyway.)

1. It is neither in your best interest or ours to take the quiz together. No, it doesn't matter which quiz.

1. BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.

1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know we really don't mind that, it's like camping.

[Gryphin]

You do not want to know how much greif my Xs refusal to tell me what she wanted cost me.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

Then again, maybe you do.

[Gwaihir]

hear, hear!

amen to all of that!

[ May 05, 2003, 13:26: Message edited by: Gwaihir ]