Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours - Page 204

Raging Deadstar · #**2031** January 3rd, 2003, 11:29 PM

I like the idea puke, i really like that idea

*starts chasing pygmies with his flaming baguette (that can sound so bad in the minds of those who worry that their genitals can cactch aflame)*

Ragnarok · #**2032** January 3rd, 2003, 11:38 PM

Rags is still laying on the floor in pain after the royal butt whooping he recieved from RD. Rags finally gets up and goes to a near booth to finish recovering. He has a couple drinks and he finally gets up once more and dodges flying pies as he makes hi way over to RD. He taps on RDs shoulder and RD turns around, he then says: "Hey RD, Truths?" RD thinks for a moment then accepts. RD proceeds to extend his arm out to shake Rags hand to seal the deal. Rags then pulls his arm back and raises one leg and his arms extend out into a Ninja position. He forms his fingers into a position that looks like claws. Rags then yells out with the highest voiced pitch he can muster: "TIGER CLAW!"
RD looks at Rags arms with bewilderment and is confused about the whole situation. Rags then kicks RD swifty where it counts and he then proceeds to do the can-can dance and continues to pummel RD in the southern region. Rags finally stops kicking RD and he calls Timstone over. Rags wispers something in Timstones ear and Timstones begins to laugh uncontrolably like a evil madman. Timstone then takes his gearbox and sends RD back in time to the point where Rags used his TPLs on RD. Timstone then just sets his gearbox on auto repeat so that RD is stuck in that time loop for a few hours.

mlmbd · #**2033** January 4th, 2003, 02:30 AM

I hear ticking. tick........tick......tick

Well, maybe I was hearing things!

mlmbd

David E. Gervais · #**2034** January 4th, 2003, 07:10 AM

omg, I just found out a terrible secret,.. the Pygmies are actually Gremlins! well at least I think they are, I saw one eat one of the pies and then it transmuted right before my eyes... Now it's got gas and every time it passes wind a depleted uranium cell is ejected. Quick everyone get to the life pods, unless you know how to deal with Gremlins! 'Phaaaap!' look out there goes another one. omg the gremlin is heading to the engine room! Aaaaaaaaaaah run for your lives.

mac5732 · #**2035** January 4th, 2003, 08:28 AM

As the members are enjoying their food fight, and Puke's Battlemoon is disintergrating, a voice reverberates from everywhere in the cantina

HAHAHAHH, I AM THE DEVICE, TICK,TICK,TICK, NOTHING YOU CAN DO WILL STOP THE SWITCH, TICK TICK TICK, NOT EVEN TIMSTONES GEARBOX SHALL WORK AGAINST ME... HAHAHAHAH TICK, TICK, TICK

Mac, hearing the voice runs over to the auto pie dispenser by the dance floor, plugs in some minerals, grabs his pies, turns and yells charge and jumps into the frey swishing pies fore and after, port and starboard, and screaming something about doomsday is coming so enjoy while you cann......

Ragnarok · #**2036** January 4th, 2003, 08:19 PM

ROFLOL! That was great man. Truely great.

I couldn't have done better myself. But I officially declair you the winner of our little skirmish. You out witted me this time. But next time it shall be a closer battle.

*After Rags fervent beating and his incounter with the FBWs he stands up and uncomfortably walks outside the Cantina still in his Spandex outfit. He strips it off and puts on normal clothes and Boards his ship. He flies off and through the exterior intercom he declairs: "Until next we meet RD, until next we meet!"

Timstone · #**2037** January 4th, 2003, 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Raging Deadstar:
*Upon this travesty Raging Deadstar threatens to send his latex clad polish girlfriend to the time of the black death, Timstone being a demon and all sells RD his soul to save his night of romantic passion, RD Accepts and takes it to his ship, puts it ina jam jar and places it next to his collection of nuclear pocket lit, a 200 year old jar of mayonaise now home to a sentient species and his jar of assorted shrunken demons and calls it a day*

What the f...?! You DARE to do that to me?! It's MY gf you know! How dare you to sell me back my gf! But you do forget one thing, demons don't have souls. They tend to steal it from other people. So, the jar you hold in your ship is very empty. You know what? I steal a soul of two for you to put in that jar.

*Timstone escorts his precious latex clad gf to his ship (skillfully avoiding the debris of Nausea One) and returns to the cantina.*
*When a poor customer comes close enough Timstone reaches out and grabs his soul and puts it in a jar he got from RD.*
*After Timstone did this a few times he gives the jar full of souls back to RD, smiles and receives a full bLast of custard pie and some other stuff. Anyway it smells horrible. Now a bit mad, Timstone leaves The Cantina for what it is and returns to his ship for a thorough shower and the night of passion.*

WEEEE.... it's weekend again!!!

Quote:

Originally posted by mac5732:
HAHAHAHH, I AM THE DEVICE, TICK,TICK,TICK, NOTHING YOU CAN DO WILL STOP THE SWITCH, TICK TICK TICK, NOT EVEN TIMSTONES GEARBOX SHALL WORK AGAINST ME... HAHAHAHAH TICK, TICK, TICK

Damn! I hate that stupid device whatever it does.

I really should learn how to type without errors.

[ January 04, 2003, 18:22: Message edited by: Timstone ]

Raging Deadstar · #**2038** January 4th, 2003, 09:46 PM

Demons don't have souls, dammit thats news to me

*Walks away happily stroking the jar full of souls, heading towards the Parking lot*

Yes ragnarok, i guess i win the skirmish, until we meet again my friend

Since the cantina is coming to it's end i suggest drinks on my tab all round

Raging Deadstar · #**2039** January 5th, 2003, 02:10 AM

*Raging Deadstar is very close to losing the ability to reproduce after being stuck in a time loop for 15 hours getting hit where it hurts. As the temporal gearbox loops yet again raging deadstar smiles extremely evily. For even though he has been stuck in the time loop he has remembered everytime and is looking for vengeance. Ragnarok attacks with his twin pie launchers, RD counterattacks with the hosepipe and ragnarok prepares to use his tiger claws technique

As ragnarok offers a truce raging deadstar puts his plan into action. He quickly grabs a bottle of booze off the bar and "accidently" spills it on ragnaroks clothes. Rags looks bewildered and doesn't see RD pouring the rest of the bottle on his baguette and lighting it. In seconds ragnarok is turned into a fire ball. The sprinkler system kicks in extinguishing a now very crispy ragnarok. The FBW's quickly hurry over to him, pick him up and drag him up stairs carrying a hand blender, some wax and tape, some jump start leads and some 70's clothes. After much screaming ragnarok returns in spandex pants, a romantic 70's frilly shirt and no hair on his arms, legs or his eyebrows! Also the smell of burning hair can be smelt from rags nether regions after the Fluffy Bunny waitresses tried to jumpstart his love life, literally*

Lol, tou'che ragnarok

[ January 04, 2003, 12:21: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ]

Kamog · #**2040** January 5th, 2003, 11:30 PM

Cartoon Physics Laws which also apply inside the Cantina

1. Any body suspended in space will remain in space until made aware of its situation.
2. Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter.
3. The time required for an object to fall twenty stories is greater than or equal to the time it takes for whoever knocked it off the ledge to spiral down twenty flights to attempt to capture it unbroken.
4. As speed increases, objects can be in several places at once (especially in a fight, or if the object is spinning.)
5. Certain bodies can pass through solid walls painted to resemble tunnel entrances; others cannot.
6. Everything falls faster than an anvil.
7. A sharp object will always propel a character upward.
8. Explosive weapons cannot cause fatal injuries; they just merely turn people temporarily black and smokey.