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with all apologies due to the late, great Dr. Seuss and his "green eggs and ham", may I present
"lame ads and spam"...
I am Sam
Sam I am!
That Sam I am
That Sam I am!
I do NOT like that Sam I am!
Do you like lame ads and spam?
Would you like them here or there?
I would not like them here or there
I would not like them anywhere!
I do NOT like lame ads and spam
I do NOT like them,
Sam I am
Would you, could you...sell your site?
Would you if the price were right?
I would not, could not sell my site
I would not if the price were right!
I do not like them here or there
I do not like them ANYWHERE!
I do NOT like lame ads and spam
I do NOT like them,
Sam I am
Would you...could you...just take stock?
Would you, since our IPO's a lock?
I would not COULD not just take stock
I don't believe that it's a lock
I would not, could not sell my site
I would not if the price were right!
I do not like them here or there
I do not like them ANYWHERE!
I do NOT like lame ads and spam
I do NOT like them,
Sam I am
Would you, could you, use our nav bar?
Would you, could you, be our star!
I would not COULD not with that nav bar
I would not COULD not be your star!
I would not COULD not just take stock
I don't believe that it's a lock
I would not, could not sell my site
I would not if the price were right!
I do not like them here or there
I do not like them ANYWHERE!
I do NOT like lame ads and spam
I do NOT like them,
Sam I am
Would you, could you...chat Online?
Try it, try it! I swear, I'm fine!
I would not COULD not chat Online.
You may like it...you will see
You may like talking nasty with me!
I would not, could not, so just pay me!
If you can't pay, then LET ME BE!
I would not COULD not just take stock
I don't believe that it's a lock
I would not, could not sell my site
I would not if the price were right!
I do not like them here or there
I do not like them ANYWHERE!
I do NOT like lame ads and spam
I do NOT like them,
Sam I am
More stock! More stock!
Would you, could you for more stock?
Not for more stock, and not Online
You can't pay me, and you're not fine!
I would not COULD not just take stock
I don't believe that it's a lock
I would not, could not sell my site
I would not if the price were right!
I do not like them here or there
I do not like them ANYWHERE!
I do NOT like lame ads and spam
I do NOT like them,
Sam I am
You...do not LIKE lame ads and spam?
I do NOT like them, Sam I am.
Could you...would you...cheat on clicks?
Could you help me pay for chicks?
I would not COULD not cheat on clicks
I would not help you pay for chicks
I would not COULD not just take stock
I don't believe that it's a lock
I would not, could not sell my site
I would not if the price were right!
I do not like them here or there
I do not like them ANYWHERE!
I do NOT like lame ads and spam
I do NOT like them,
Sam I am