OT: Moron Sues Over Roof Jumping

[Imperious_Leader]

She actually spilled the coffee over her private area.She was driving away with it squeezed between her legs trying to open it up,makes her even stupider.At the time I was managing a fast food joint I vividly remember testing the temp of our coffee and adjusting the temp down so one of the local retards wouldn't try to do the same thing just so they could sue us.I hate cold coffee....I never drank it at work again.

We actually were sued by another woman who's child was injured in our play area. The whole thing is covered in thick padding her little brat got a good long run right into one of the sides of the da*ed thing.Split his forehead open .Wanted 10,000.00 incase he ever needed plastic surgery. We won ,but only because we could prove that she had been reading the newspaper while he ran around the dinning room and then into the side of the play area. What if he had run into one of our walls instead....would she have argued that we shouldn't have had walls everywhere ....just made me sick.

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

That's the one-thirds of the global population I mean.

Just send them away in an ark ship. Tell them it's the second of three, I've said this just a moment ago - the B-Ark.

[NullAshton]

Lets place all these people who do these stupid things on that ark. Once that ark crashes into that planet, the average IQ of the universe will probally go up about 20 points.

[Intimidator]

NullAshton said:
Someone got a million dollars off of McDonald's for phyisical and emotional pain when the coffee burnt their tounge. People do some really stupid things... Coffee is supposed to be hot!

Sorry guys, have to go...............drinking some coffee at mc's ............... oh S**T I life in Holland,
Over here when somebody drives you over with an truck on purpose, you may be happy when at least your clothes are being paid back!!!!!!!!!

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

NA, I gather you have not read the second part of the HHGTTG series, "The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe"?

That ark - the "B-Ark" was on it's way from a planet called Golgafrincham with one useless third of their population (though there were only fifteen million people on that ship - kinda makes you wonder doesn't it) and set to crash-land on a planet somewhere.

They eventually did.

They crash landed in Africa about two million years ago and went on to become the major life form on this bloody planet.

[NullAshton]

Wouldn't that mess up us, the supercomputer?

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

The African proto-human natives were dying out at the time. The Golgafrinchans weren't part of the supercomputer, but I believe that over time we became a part of the computation, or at least partially. This is evidenced by Arthur Dent's creating part of the Question on the planet with self-made Scrabble tiles he was using to try to teach the natives language. Also, before Arthur and Ford got stuck on the Ark, Marvin said he saw the Question printed in Arthur's brainwave pattern.

[NullAshton]

Oookay...

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

Read TRATEOTU, it's explained in detail there - right down to the Captain's wishing they found a soap mine.

[NullAshton]

Only read the first one. Why would the missles turn into a humpback whale and a potted plant O.o