The Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut

[Jack Simth]

Star Death Drinks:
White Dwarf: Non-Alcholic, perfectly harmless; served cold. Otherwise known as water.
Nova: A bright, spiced yellow drink, small but powerful. Served hot.
Super Nova: A much bigger, bright, yellow drink, very alcholic. Served boiling.
Neutron Star: It's possible to remember starting and finishing this drink on the same day... but only just. Served cold. Attracts iron filings.
Black Hole: A black drink so named because the sheer amount of alchol ensures that nobody remembers finishing one if they take anything less than a day at it. Thermometers dissolve before a proper serving temperature can be taken.
Galactic Core: A very oversized Black Hole.

[RudyHuxtable]

All drink requests are honored at the Won-Ton, friends! Any concoction is capable of being produced by our experienced bartending staff (Bud and Nancy)!

New menu item:

Sub-Space Jello! In lime, cherry, peach, and strawberry. If you talk into it, others eating Sub-Space Jello can hear you! The true intergalactic cup n' string!

We also have live music every night, slide shows and a planetarium on Tuesdays, dancing in the rumba room nightly, and the multidimensional mathematics playground for people wanting to talk to their counterparts on other planes of existence. This is only the beginning of the entertainment.

The Won-Ton aims to please

-Rudy Huxtable,
Cosby Kid, Proprietor

[mac5732]

The stranger all dressed in long flowing black cape and large dark rimmed and tinted glasses, walks into this new establishment. He appears to be looking for a table in the cornor, finding none he proceeds to lower his aging anatamy onto a bar stool. he calls over the waiter and orders some scrambled eggs, hash browns, bacon, rye toast and a brewski,he then lounges back and proceeds to make notations on a stange looking pad with all kinds of blinking lights and flashing storbes. no rose bushes, no FBW, no Tribble wings.... and he contninues to write

[Randallw]

I wonder who else here has studied the Physics of Won-Ton burrito meals

[RudyHuxtable]

I started to, but the equations are very long and I just lose interest.

Basically, Won-Ton burritos are heavy, and fattening.

And here at the Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut, they're multidimensional, and come with a side of Pepto.

[Thermodyne]

RudyHuxtable said:
The current menu:

Phong Dogs

Fried Cryslonite Twinkies

Fruit Salad

EEE shakes

EEE on a stick for AT, and a cajun seasoned variation.

French Fries (cooked in Toltayan Summer Oil for reduced trans-fat content)

I'm taking suggestions for other dishes, and my head chef is working on newer choices as we speak.

Now I need a wait staff...

Narf? AT?

I pay 10/hr plus gratuity. And I give back rubs to females. And phongs in thongs.

WHat???? No Whoop-*** on the menu? A little fresh whoop-*** can really set the reputation of place like this.

[rdouglass]

I'm still trying to figure out "Fruit Salad".

[narf poit chez BOOM]

Apples, oranges, tomato's, generally some lettuce, stuff like that. Slice it all up and toss it together.

[Atrocities]

Hey I just checked out your bathroom. WHO SAID THE METHAIN BREATHERS COULD USE IT? That is just OMG sickening MAN!

[Aris_Sung]

Deep Fried Krill?
General Vaughn Chicken?

more as they come to me