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January 5th, 2005, 09:59 PM
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Re: Bad Names For Your Ships
You guys come up with such simple names, what happened to the good old days of long flowing names:
Blunt object of maximun authorized force
Sword of unparalleled misdirection
New Design 001
Song of unified litigation
Oooh, how about the "Tool of Operational Need"
Yah... that one sounds good.
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January 5th, 2005, 11:10 PM
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Re: Bad Names For Your Ships
i once played a game against a fellow work mate where i named every ship after his failed relationships/marriages 
Went over really well
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January 6th, 2005, 12:59 AM
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Re: Bad Names For Your Ships
Go simple....
Hydrogen
Helium
Lithium
Beryllium
Boron
Carbon
etc, etc.
Take variations on that theme, such as certain chemicals or the chemical names of drugs.
Hydrochloric Acid
Benzene
Dihydrogen Monoxide
Cyanide
Venlafaxine
Acetamenophen
etc, etc
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January 6th, 2005, 01:07 AM
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Re: Bad Names For Your Ships
yes Hermosa Maria = Pretty Maria
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January 6th, 2005, 01:40 AM
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Re: Bad Names For Your Ships
Quote:
tesco samoa said:
i once played a game against a fellow work mate where i named every ship after his failed relationships/marriages
Went over really well
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ROFLMAO!!
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January 6th, 2005, 02:38 AM
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Re: Bad Names For Your Ships
Quote:
EaX said:
yes Hermosa Maria = Pretty Maria
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Well I guess he had a girlfriend named Maria lol.
51. Aimwrong
52. Malfunctioner
53. Wrongbutton
54. AssbLaster
55. Baddaboom
56. Sunny
57. Cher
58. Captain T'neal
59. Roseblossum
60. Gassy Avenger (I've seen it [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Envy.gif[/img])
61. SS. Spacesick
62. Bonny Lass
63. Cutiepie
64. Fluffybunny
65. Mel Brooks
66. Bugsplat
67. Vommitarium
68. Windows 95
69. 69 (sorry sorry sorry)
70. Gomer Pyle
71. Prince Albert
72. Butterfly
73. Sissypoo
74. Cutiepatootie
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January 6th, 2005, 06:56 AM
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Re: Bad Names For Your Ships
I've got a ship now in PBW named Run Forrest Run, which is seen my condition, a ship designed to well, run...
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January 6th, 2005, 06:58 AM
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Re: Bad Names For Your Ships
75. The Minnow
76. Bullet Sponge
77. The Minnow II
78. Mr. Ladybug
79. The Minnow III
80. Jesus(will die, but will come back....)
81. WTC(really bad name for a ship, I know....)
82. Master of Orion III(oddly Master of Orion I and II were legendary...)
83. Buttwiper
84. SS Avril Lavigne
85. SS Ted Bundy
86. SS Ashley Simpson
87. SS OJ
88. The Juice
89. SS Janet Reno
90. ALL YOU BASE ARE BELONG TO US
91. Barney the Dinosaur
92. The Baby Bop(although these 2 would be feared...)
93. Heindenburg
95. K19
96. SS Tina Fey
97. SS Oprah
98. SS Steadman
99. SS Maury Povich
100. SS Kobe
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January 6th, 2005, 07:08 AM
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Re: Bad Names For Your Ships
101. Paris Hilton's Cooter Crab
102. Seal Clubber
103. Valdese
104. Rico Suave
105. SS Jar Jar
106. Starbuck
107. Boomer
108. Brain****
109. Tweedle Dee
110. Tweedle Dum
111. Menudo
112. Jojo
113. Hanson
114. Giant Douche
115. Turd Sandwitch
116. "The G-Spot"(you'd never hit it....)
117. Bullrider
118. SS Keri Strug
119. Hemroid
120. Pill Bug
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January 6th, 2005, 07:38 AM
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121. Buttcrack 'O Doom
122. Bangbus
123. Tittie Twister
124. Chairface Chippendale
125. George Bush jr.
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