320.2! 301.5, 311.3, 65.4

[Nodachi]

If you're a hero any vehicle you drive automaticly gains 500 horsepower and can drive away from insane stunts.

Any computer can be hacked in less than a minute.

All computers are networked.

Villians can use underlings as ablative armor without losing the others' loyalty.

Detectives are either super-intelligent or totally incompetent.

The laws of physics are merely suggestions.

The bad guys always use the same type of ammo you do.

If you wear a bulletproof vest you'll always be shot in the chest but not have to worry about kinetic energy.

You can carry on a conversation in the middle of a firefight without shouting.

You can jump or fall from great heights without injury as long as you roll when you hit.

[Loser]

Rank change?

[edit: Yep, I'm a doggone Lieutenant Colonel now. whoo hoo.]

[ December 18, 2003, 15:57: Message edited by: Loser ]

[Loser]

It's four in the morning, the end of December
I'm writing you now just to see if you're better
New York is cold, but I like where I'm living
There's music on Clinton Street all through the evening.

I hear that you're building your little house deep in the desert
You're living for nothing now, I hope you're keeping some kind of record.

Yes, and Jane came by with a lock of your hair
She said that you gave it to her
That night that you planned to go clear
Did you ever go clear?

Ah, the Last time we saw you you looked so much older
Your famous blue raincoat was torn at the shoulder
You'd been to the station to meet every train
And you came home without Lili Marlene

And you treated my woman to a flake of your life
And when she came back she was nobody's wife.

Well I see you there with the rose in your teeth
One more thin gypsy thief
Well I see Jane's awake --

She sends her regards.
And what can I tell you my brother, my killer
What can I possibly say?
I guess that I miss you, I guess I forgive you
I'm glad you stood in my way.

If you ever come by here, for Jane or for me
Your enemy is sleeping, and his woman is free.

Yes, and thanks, for the trouble you took from her eyes
I thought it was there for good so I never tried.

And Jane came by with a lock of your hair
She said that you gave it to her
That night that you planned to go clear

-- Sincerely, L. Cohen

[Kamog]

No white Christmas this year...

[narf poit chez BOOM]

EET LLIIIIVVESSSS! EET LLIIIVVESSSSS!

[Kamog]

Well, it lives but only barely. It keeps descending to the brink of death and somebody resuscitates it just before it goes into oblivion.

[mottlee]

Originally posted by Kamog:
Well, it lives but only barely. It keeps descending to the brink of death and somebody resuscitates it just before it goes into oblivion.

well I think it needs a name change again

[narf poit chez BOOM]

i got a hair cut today.

*holds up a hair*

see, cut!

*holds up another hair*

an'is one, an'is one, an'is one, an'is one, an'is one...*hold on, folks. this could take a while*

[Loser]

Oh it ain't gonna rain no more no more
It ain gonnaa rain no more
How in the heck can I wash my neck, if it ain't gonna rain no more?

Man lay by the sewer
And by the sewer he died
And when they wrote the town report
They called it suir-cide.

Oh it ain't gonna rain no more no more
It ain gonnaa rain no more
How in the heck can I wash my neck, if it ain't gonna rain no more?

Oh Mary had a little lamp
That little lamp was stout
But when company came callin' over
That little lamp went out

Oh it ain't gonna rain no more no more
It ain gonnaa rain no more
How in the heck can I wash my neck, if it ain't gonna rain no more?


Anyone else know any verses?

[ December 31, 2003, 00:48: Message edited by: Loser ]

[Kamog]

Democritus must have been an incredibly smart guy, to have that sort of insight in 400 BC!