MP: Gluttony - LA Game - Running

[Finalgenesis]

The shark population took a sharp dive this month in the biggest ecological disaster in the history of the realm.

On another note, a shark festival has begun in the East Sunlit sea, with nothing but shark meat on the menu! Come buy the latest shark skin and teeth fashion accessory at cut-throat price!

[Finalgenesis]

We are making an open offer to everyone:

We will exchange at a ratio of 4:3 of any 4 of our gems for your 3 pearls. Negotiations welcomed.

This offer extends to everyone, including oath breakers and those who wish us ill, even if you plan to use said gems to our detriment. If possible, we prefer that such detritus be in the form of SCs/thugs with lots of loot though, we've acquired quite a taste for it.

[Nauquan]

The monkey men offer you a choice! We will match any legitimate deal that R'leyh offers because we too enjoy pearls.

Monkeys are cute, fishies are slimy!

[Finalgenesis]

Ah we have forgotten to add 2 other services, we'll list all services below for easy reference:

a) 3:4 exchange ratio, 3 of your Pearls for 4 of our any gems in any combination.

b) 5:4 exchange ratio, 5 of your any gems for 4 of our any gems in any combination. To be clear: Pearls and slaves are not considered gems.

c) 1 year Fixed deposit with an annual return of 20%, available in 50 gem/pearls increments. Gems lent to us can be repaid in any other gem combination you want, pearls lent can be repaid in pearls or any gems at a 2 pearls : 3 any gems ratio. Example:

Ex. 1) You've lent 50 pearls to us, after 12 months you can receive 60 pearls back, or 90 gems in any combination (or say 20 pearls + 60 any gems ...etc).

Ex. 2) You've lent 50 gems (non-pearl/slave) to us, after 12 months you can receive 60gems in any combination you want (ex. 10F+10A+10W+10E+10D+10N). Again, pearls/slaves are not considered gems.

Small print: 12 months repayment countdown begins on the turn we receive the gems, if we receive on Turn 1, you will receive the repayment on Turn 13. Receipts will be given via PM or publicly posted here depending on your preference. gem repayment composition you prefer must be told to us 6 months before repayment date (turn 7) otherwise we will repay in the original gem type. Finally please seek confirmation with us before sending us a deposit or gem exchange, in event that gems are sent to us without us confirming the deal, the offer is null.

Negotiations welcomed.

-Central bank of R'yleh, grand opening

[sansanjuan]

That's the type of "creative financing" that could cause the global financial system to collapse...
Agartha dept of shiney things

[Nauquan]

Is this bank too big to fail?

[sansanjuan]

Just a heads up.
Having trouble finding a sub for this Tue thru Sunday.
ssj

[Nauquan]

I'm fine with delaying the game if others agree.

[Finalgenesis]

Same here, I'm fine with a delay til sunday. I'll extend the turn automatically after this turn resolves if there are no objections.

[Nauquan]

I extended the turn until Sunday. Hope the new time is OK with everyone.