Ye Olde Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina

[Fyron]

LAW 11 � Offside
Offside Position
It is not an offence in itself to be in an
offside position.
A player is in an offside position if:
 he is nearer to his opponents� goal line than
both the ball and the second Last opponent
A player is not in an offside position if:
 he is in his own half of the field of play
or
 he is level with the second Last opponent
or
 he is level with the Last two opponents
Offence
A player in an offside position is only
penalised if, at the moment the ball touches
or is played by one of his team, he is, in the
opinion of the referee, involved in active play
by:
 interfering with play
or
 interfering with an opponent
or
 gaining an advantage by being in that
position
No Offence
There is no offside offence if a player receives
the ball directly from:
 a goal kick
or
 a throw-in
or
 a corner kick
Infringements/Sanctions
For any offside offence, the referee awards an
indirect free kick to the opposing team to be
taken from the place where the infringement
occurred. * (see page 3)

[ June 21, 2002, 03:17: Message edited by: Imperator Fyron ]

[Fyron]

Btw...

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[TerranC]

I hate to see what this level of American Fanaticism will turn into after Voeller and crew grind and mash the american team.

Or better yet, USA makes it and gets crushed by Korea.

I have a feeling that Mathis will get a red card, something to do with his mohawk.

Daehanminguk Manseh!

[Fyron]

Come on... are you so ashamed that an American could know such rules of football that you cannot even bring yourselves to post a response?

[Saxon]

The Fluffie Bunnie Waitresses are quite willing to return to work, they are all sated after several days of seclusion at Chez Saxon. They regret that the mismanagement team misunderstood the hasty rush to my house. It was not a group resignation, but a reaction to the news that I was single. They promise to remain on duty, as long as a regular rotation of evenings with me is written into their contracts.

[Atrocities]

Um, Our team will win.....

[Saxon]

Oops, 2 – 1. Guess we are going to have a grumpy cat. Let’s not move the bar until he has finished trashing this one.

[Rollo]

Originally posted by Imperator Fyron:
Come on... are you so ashamed that an American could know such rules of football that you cannot even bring yourselves to post a response?

You get not no credit for so obviously copying a page from the rule book. You get an F for cheating . Besides, everybody knows the very simple offsides rule: It is offsides, when the referee says so.

About the Kitty being grumpy. I don't think so. If he really followed through with his plan to stand among the Brazilian supporters, he is going going to have one great hell of a time .

I stood among the danish fans (with my german shirt, of course) during the final at G�teborg in 1992 and had a real good time after Danmark won.

Rollo

[ June 21, 2002, 13:27: Message edited by: Rollo ]

[mac5732]

aaahhh The US lost 1-0 to Germany, nice close game, hats off to our illustrious opponets, (shaking hands) At least they got farther then most other US soccer teams have. If they keep this type of play, they will be a team to watch in the future, (hopefully)..

As the losing side, Brewskis and pizza all around bartender on my tab, oh, and a bowl of catnip for the Tigga as well,

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we'll be back.....

just some ideas mac

[Growltigga]

I am so SAD
I am so SAD
Being sad in a foreign country is not nice
I am also very very drunk
I am also very very sad
I have flown 5,000 miles to be sad in a hotel full of funny people
I am so so sad
Even the thought of the USA losing is not enough to cheer me up

Infamy infamy they've all got it in for me
Et tu brute? fall Caesar