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You are watching: Ulm news! (Fair and Heavy)

Reports are in that the Peoples Liberation Army of Ulm has succesfully liberated the Acrosephalan capital! While the situation is still chaotic, Field Marshall Georgy Zhukov assures me that the situation will be in hand soon enough!
We now proceed to an interview:
Ulm News:"Greetings Field Marshall, what caused this spectacular victory under very acceptable losses?

Field Marshall Georgy Zhukov:"Mass heroism, superior doctrine and combined arms! Nearly All of our deaths were due to Acrosephalan Mind Burns (they do not dare to attack the well armoured bodies of our warriors), yet they found that the minds of revolutionary soldiers to be bastions of iron will indeed! It was also by superior strategic decisions that their Chariot armies were bottled down at their fort, these forces would have been much more suited to an open field battle! All they did was wait in one large mass behind their heart companions (that were holding the gate) and get shot at by our Mundane and Magic artillery, who caused large amounts of casulties. Additional hilarity ensued when some of these chariots routed.
When our Blessed Blacksteel joined the fight (after our first batch of 20 Black Knights was wittled down by mind burns), the heart companions died very quickly too.