Best way to lose a battle...

[Rookierookie]

I would completely take it and swallow it if it was a fluke hit that rolled 16 6s on the DRN or if it was a proper mechanic.

But in this case, it basically boils down to this: "I lost the battle because the enemy fainted." I don't think that makes any sense. HOW, exactly, is my pretender going to die, if all enemies within three months walking distance are fainted on the ground dying from the heat?