MP: Standards - MA Game (running)

[Calahan]

I invited a few friends to crash. Hope you don't mind.

Wish you had told me you were bringing some friends with you. Not sure if I'll have enough Chips 'n Dip to go round now And I do so want to be known as a good host But guess it'll be ok for your mates to come as well, just as long as they -

a) Are house trained.
b) Bring their own drink.
c) Promise not to bring any pets.
d) Don't pinch anything when they leave.

Would all guests to the great Ashdod party, both invited and uninvited, please remember that you are only temporary guests in my home, so kindly have some consideration for those who live here And try not to wreck the f&£$ing place!