Re: A hell of a waste of gems
Kind of related...
This 4th of July we had a party at the house. A friend had brought some watermelon and was looking for a knife to cut it with. He wanted the biggest knife we had, but my wife kept on giving him the small ones.
Finally, he said, "I want the knife that you would go after your husband with, if he was having an affair and you found out about it."
"Oh! You mean THIS knife!"
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