Boo!

[Rollo]

Thanks all for the welcome back.

dogscoff said:
*dogscoff falls over dead from shock.
His tombstone reads: "Welcome back, Rollo."

Oopsie... darn.

*Rollo waits for the full moon, then twirls a dead cat around his head wailing like a madman and pouring a keg of mead over dogscoff's grave.

'Lord dogscoff?'
(a muffled voice from below) 'Yes, master.'
'RISE!'

*The grave opens and out shambles a zombiedogscoff. One arm bent backwards and maggots crawling from his nose.
'Urrrrr... Brains!'

*Rollo scratches his beard.
'Well, almost as good as new.'