Would I get promoted? (I'm bull-sh*ting, ignore this thread!) :-p

This is not anything I wrote, but it was very amusing :

..........
When I split an infinitive then by ****** it STAYS SPLIT.

Any bets ?

Edit :
That may have gone over your heads. The women long ago wore CORSETS which were LACED up using TIES on WHALE bone STAYS. Women who were WELL endowed were constantle SPLITTING their STAYS.

[This message has been edited by LCC (edited 06 September 2001).]

Edit2 :
I got a head ache for doing that. A storm front blew up. It is now thundering. Any minute now it will be raining cats and dogs. I expect that the power may temporarily fail. But I will be back after I take a break. In the mean time I am eating Premium Saltine Crackers and drinking water. Then I will take a shower.
It was a JOKE!

[This message has been edited by LCC (edited 06 September 2001).]

Edit3 :
A ok 10/4 now the sun is shining......

[This message has been edited by LCC (edited 06 September 2001).]