Re: The Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut
Star Death Drinks:
White Dwarf: Non-Alcholic, perfectly harmless; served cold. Otherwise known as water.
Nova: A bright, spiced yellow drink, small but powerful. Served hot.
Super Nova: A much bigger, bright, yellow drink, very alcholic. Served boiling.
Neutron Star: It's possible to remember starting and finishing this drink on the same day... but only just. Served cold. Attracts iron filings.
Black Hole: A black drink so named because the sheer amount of alchol ensures that nobody remembers finishing one if they take anything less than a day at it. Thermometers dissolve before a proper serving temperature can be taken.
Galactic Core: A very oversized Black Hole.
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Of course, by the time I finish this post, it will already be obsolete. C'est la vie.
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