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Old October 15th, 2004, 07:45 PM
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Default OT - Humor Analysis

I have come up with a foolproof method of gauging the humor value of any word...

Simply substitute it for "reindeer" in the song "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer"!

For those of you who don't know the song, here's the chorus:

Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
You may say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe

So you can clearly see that the word "reindeer" has a High humor rating... but can we do better? What is the funniest word in the English language?

Grandma got run over by a truck...
No, not funny at all

Grandma got run over by otaku...
Pretty funny at first, but then it gets a bit creepy

Grandma got run over by a badger...
Badger is one of the funniest words in the English language according to Dave Barry, but it just doesn't QUITE make it here...

Grandma got run over by a paramecium...
YES! THAT'S IT!!!

Can YOU top "paramecium"?
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