Uber SC!

[Leblanc]

so the other day i saw this emu, and i know alot of you are thinking, hey cool, an emu. all of you, obviously, have never came head to head with one. they always seem so cool, due to their name and such, but in person they are quite surly. so anyway, im in a large feild and this thing comes up to me that looks like some sort of ostrich who got drunk Last night and had the hell beat out of him, the emu is sort of the groggy uncle of the animal kingom, the weird guy who lives upstairs and never quite fit in. anyway the emu and i, we copulated...
there were two seals sitting in a swimming pool of warm crisco, and one says to the other, hey will you pass the soap, and the second says back what do i look like? a typewriter?