New Sales Slogans For SE V

[Ed Kolis]

SEV: The geek's Version of Second Base (It's halfway to SEX )
SEV: No relation to SEV TREK or SEV WARS - unless you make a MOD!
SEV: If you thought the power of the ancients was yours to command after playing MOO2, you have another think coming!
SEV: Unlike SSNG, this one WILL be released! I swear! No really! Not just some pretty screenshots on the developer's website for a couple years!
SEV: You thought SEIV couldn't be improved on? THINK AGAIN
SEV: You thought SEIII couldn't be improved on and MM couldn't redeem themselves after SEIV? THINK AGAIN
SEV: The only game where you can play space empires vs. fantasy empires right out of the box! (Assuming a beta tester makes such a mod, hint hint )

Hmm, I hope this wasn't a SERIOUS suggestion thread...