[AAR] Sector Adamant 009

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***** Official Orkish History of Adamant09 sector as seen by Ork Warboss Grumsh *****
Da orks ar looking fur da fight, but da freaking elf da not be here. Da orks find da green ugly alienz, but da not elf. And da not umanz too. But soon da big fun iz coming, found some uumanz. Da war against uumanz is coming. Big Fun !!!
Da orks do Blood Pact with da Ugly Alienz to prepare da feast !
AHAHAHAHA !! Stupid umanz !
They do not understand that can be no peace between Orks and them.
WAAAAAAGGH !! War is now !!!
OOOHHHHH !!!!! Da ugly alienz friends really mean business !! Zhey got da big big fleet with da big big guns.
Good thing is da guns is na pointed on us.
YEAAAHHH !!!! SPLASHING BLOOD'ND GUTS ALL OVER DA PLACE!!!!!
We are creaming uumanz into elvish sauce !!!!! Da warboss also said to teachh orkish good manners to rock-eaters friends. Not da uuman cleansing but just da good manners teaching.
DAA GOOD !!! DAA GOOD FIGHT !!!!
**** End Of History ****

It happened that some of our friendly readers may not have the required intelligence to read orkish language(IQ must be less than 30). Please find enclosed the best translation that could be acquired from the drunk shaman appointed to Warboss Grumsh The Umaan Basher (self appointed), with our strategical comments included.

While marauding in Adamant09 sector, the orkish clan known as the Gorzaak Horde settled their main base of operation there. Once that was done, they immediately searched for elves to attack. But instead, they stumbled into a race unknown to them, which shared the same traits as them, as well as breathing the same atmosphere : the Gravey Clan. While finding them a bit too much intellectual, a peace treaty was quickly achieved, to allow both of them to prosper. However, the Horde went into some humans in the northern part of their territory : the Suezians.
From that time, the writing was on the wall, someday, there would be war.
The Orks also went into a weird specie : the Nostropholo. Despite some heavy tensions, Orks and them achieved peace. In fact a strong friendship and understanding would emerge from their alliance, but too late. The Blood Pact had already been sealed. Swearing upon the Gods of War, Death, Pain and Deceive, the Orks tied themselves to the Gravey Clan, all of them sharing their hate of the Suezians. However, while the Gravey planned to dominate the whole sector, the Orks set their goal to annihilate the Suezians by any possible mean (preferably violent and bloody).
Some contacts with other races had been achieved, but the Horde was experiencing a terrible problem : vital space. To the south was the Gravey Clan, their Blood Ally. To the north, their only warp point leading there was a strong gravity one, which did damage a large amount of ships. Further in the north was laying the Suezians and the Nostropholo. The clan did not have warp points leading east or west, so they had to live with what they took, and prepare for war.
Then, a diplomatic incident erupted when a Human explorer was found lurking in the tiny orkish territory. History will note that date as the beginning of the tidal wave of war that ravaged the sector. In retaliation, an Orkish explorer began to scout the Suezian territory. It was ended abruptly by the destruction of said explorer by the powerful Suezian Navy. The Suezian even proposed a subjugation treaty to the Orkish Horde, which was answered in a typical Orkish way ("stick da treaty in da place where da sun da not shine"). A non intercourse was agreed on. Mostly because the Gravey Clan and the Suezians were on the verge of clashing.
A cold war ensued, which Lasted for almost a year. Then the Gravey launched their attack, in one bloody battle, they annihilated the main Suezian fleet.
That was the sweet and long awaited signal.
All "War Boyz" were send into Suezian territory, with instructions of utter annihilation. The campaign proceeded smothly, but an annoying manoeuvre appeared when the Nostropholo launched a surprise attack on the Gurzaak Territory. As they were friends, the price for the attack was fixed to 5 Nostropholo systems to be cleansed before entering further peace negotiation.
Before that goal could be achieved, a general surrender of the Gravey/Gorzaak foes happened.
The Gravey clan had won the war, sometime helped by their minor Ally the Gorzaak Horde.
From then started the most disgusting part of all events in that quadrant, to which the Warboss happily yelled : "TO THE LOOT !!! LOOT THEM ALL, BOYZ !".

NOTE : these events are related from the Orkish point of view the author do not assume ANY liability about the truth, good faith or any possible sin commited by the Orkish clan known as Gorzaak Horde.

[ January 14, 2004, 14:27: Message edited by: Unknown_Enemy ]