I get 20-30 spam mails per DAY in my webmail account, and I just couldn't resist it any longer. I decided to reply to one- I mean come on, I got 2 minutes to waste, if I can make them waste a few minutes of their time and a few seconds of bandwidth and show them up for the fckng idiots they are, I'm doing the world a favour. It's not like I could get any *more* spam to this address.
It was a South African variation on the Nigerian scam (you all know the details), and here's the reply I sent:
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Wow!!, is this for real? ! HOw much money is that for me?!
Do you also know where I can get me some chepa viagra?
Please reply im not wasting youre time.
Youres sincerly,
Captain Elizabeth Spamtangle
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Note the bad spelling, inappropriate punctuation and reference to cheap viagra. Hopefully they'll think I'm prime scambait. And if they are going to seriously reply to a message from "Captain Elizabeth Spamtangle" then I'm going to enjoy laughing heartily at their moronic arses.
I'll keep y'all posted...