I think everybody should learn Finnish instead of English, Spanish or Esperanto. We have no genders on our language. We just have 14 ways to bend every word (vs. German 4). Also we don't have those confusing prepositions or words like (in, out, at, etc.) but we just attach a nice postposition after the word (those 14 I meantioned). You only have to remember that those 14 ways to bend the words are not always same with every word, but they differ somewhat unpredictably.
And best part is, that we are a nation of 5 million people with no enemies (well, Swedish but who cares about them
) or geopolitical agenda.
Now, go and write to your Senator, hush!