See You in the Funny Papers!

[Tim Brooks]

The Bar and Grill is the perfect place to start a thread about jokes, humor, and anything that makes you smile! I got this from Annettes post of the Police video (See the thread in this section on Preachin' the Word!).

So to start things off a joke that we published in the very first issue of the Frag! Newsletter:

A Captain walks into the Officer�s Club at Fort Bragg and orders a shot of whiskey. He drinks it down in one gulp and shouts, �All Generals are idiots!� A man in civies, setting at the end of the bar, looks over at the Captain and gives him a dirty look. The Captain ignores the man and orders another shot. When it arrives, he drinks it down and shouts, �All Generals are idiots!� The man in civilian clothes jumps up, runs over and grabs the Captain by the throat. In an angered whisper he says, �If I hear you say that again I�ll beat you to within an inch of your life!� The Captain, taken aback, asks, �Who are you, A General?� The man in civies replies, �No. I�m an idiot.�

Keep smiling!