Sex and Space empires

[dogscoff]

10 (tasteful) Reasons why Space Empires IV is like sex:

1> You lay in bed at night thinking about it.
2> It's good for quick sessions, but much better if you're at it for hours.
3> There are loads of websites where you can talk about it and download pictures.
4> Everyone who does it thinks they're really good at it.
5> People who are really good at it tend to achieve high reproduction rates.
6> You can play on your own but it's better with another human.
7> It isn't always easy to find someone to play with.
8> People are constantly inventing new and interesting ways of playing.
9> You can pretend to be a pirate if you want to.
10> Your girlfriend won't let you do it as much as you'd like to.

Suggestions welcome.
I thought of some tasteless reasons too but I didn't want to post them.

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