MP: Great Forum, game running

[Yonz]

We accept Machaka's wise proposal.

Funnily enough we have somehow missed a peace proposal from the monkey filth. An unintended mistake, milking money and drinking it off makes our Thaumaturgs rather sloppy, such things are easy to overlook. But do not worry, we shall have your troops on skewers in a minute.

To lords of Vanheim:

We offer NAP 3, no need to rush anything, right?

[mscfish]

Originally Posted by earcaraxe

Dear Pans!

As my memory is not subject to fading since my brains rotted away, I'm quite sure we agreed on our borders to be between th endless wastes and the red coast. However i cant fail to notice that some of your chicks couldnt resist the call of the beach and set camp on red coast. I wonder if this breach of agreement is intentional or the result of miscommunication in your armies and you call them back immediately.

The prince of death

Apologized again.

As you know,we are not good at english,and we misunderstood your word "borders to be between the endless wastes and the red coast" to that the endless wastes and the red coast(which was an indy province) are belong to us as the borders.
We will go back to our woods from the redcoast this turn.

Best wishes!
Pangaea mscfish

[Num]

To Yonz

To lords of Vanheim:

We offer NAP 3, no need to rush anything, right?

Do you offer Ondon (131) and the provinces north of it with a such agreement ?

[BvG]

Originally Posted by Muse

To Shinuyama, care of Tomoyuki:
Ooh! Ooh! La! La! The star children clap their mouth tentacles in applause-- those are no small goblins, but lovely ogres! Our formerly sandy opinion of your civilization has been altered to gravelly.

To business: We wish the province of Heulas to complete our vaconce area; enjoy the castle and unicorn banquet!

How delightful!

The Forrest spirits applaud your choice, the sand there is just golden! We only wish you'd have left us some path to the rest of Mans provinces, how could we ever add them to our empire like that? Shall we trot the sea, instead of the land? Sad kitty

[Muse]

Originally Posted by BvG

How delightful!

The Forrest spirits applaud your choice, the sand there is just golden! We only wish you'd have left us some path to the rest of Mans provinces, how could we ever add them to our empire like that? Shall we trot the sea, instead of the land? Sad kitty

The Silent Sea has quite the awareness of ships passing over it--we've left a large port province exclusively for your use, connecting to the other parts of the world.

There is also some oddness: Man has perhaps one province left quite far away from you; you are unfortunately somewhat late in that regard.
'Tis the reason you faced so little opposition, we *ate* the northern (rather warlike) unicorns. *cuteface*

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To Machaka, care of Mulungu:
The ocean mists have reported a pleasant interaction with spider pheromones near your newly western border!
In the spirit of continued spider reproduction, we offer you a preemptive NAP-3. However...
*watery glisten*
We are aware that you do not like to negotiate for independent provinces.
Yet.
The coastline and sea in the above area is ours, and a condition of our NAP--take it, and waves will engulf you. Unpleasantly. And instantly.

Some mindslaves believe such an ultimatum is harsh and unnecessary, after all, we do have very delicious tea. But we must be certain-- the ports are for the land dwelling, but the beaches... those beaches... are ours.

To Vanhiem,

Regarding the Ermorian "empire," It would probably be best for you to simply take by force those provinces that you want since I currently have his capital besieged and I'm sure most of his forces are/will be occupied trying to deal with that situation. This is especially true if you already have NAPs with all of your other neighbors since you may want a good, convenient direction to expand in.

@ Machacka

By the time you "see" monkeys, the war will be over

- Bater, Markata Activist, Prophet of Wu Kong

[Muse]

On NAPs:

It occurs to us that we should likely emphasize our above condition more stringently, lest there be misunderstanding--

Taking a claimed province (unless disputed, and negotiated upon, at time of claiming) shall be considered an act of war. Not simply a cancellation of peace.
As in world diplomacy, silence responding to a statement is acceptance.

Currently, The Cold Waves do not wish for much; a stretch of beach, the western waters. But taking them will result in a directed expanse of pain and tears. Perhaps whispers.

[earcaraxe]

Dear women-herders of the woods!

I do appreciate your cooperation and your quick answer.

wishing u luck and turmoil,

the prince

Originally Posted by mscfish

Apologized again.

As you know,we are not good at english,and we misunderstood your word "borders to be between the endless wastes and the red coast" to that the endless wastes and the red coast(which was an indy province) are belong to us as the borders.
We will go back to our woods from the redcoast this turn.

Best wishes!
Pangaea mscfish

[Lihaässä]

[quote=Muse;757746]

Originally Posted by BvG

To Machaka, care of Mulungu:
The ocean mists have reported a pleasant interaction with spider pheromones near your newly western border!
In the spirit of continued spider reproduction, we offer you a preemptive NAP-3. However...
*watery glisten*
We are aware that you do not like to negotiate for independent provinces.
Yet.
The coastline and sea in the above area is ours, and a condition of our NAP--take it, and waves will engulf you. Unpleasantly. And instantly.

Some mindslaves believe such an ultimatum is harsh and unnecessary, after all, we do have very delicious tea. But we must be certain-- the ports are for the land dwelling, but the beaches... those beaches... are ours.

Muse, I accept your proposal of NAP 3 with these conditions. You may take provinces 75 and 79. I'll take Port at 85 and beach at 84. I have no interest on sea territories except of those further north surrounded by my territory. Do you sign this proposal of no attacking policy?

- Mulungu

[Muse]

Originally Posted by Lihaässä

Muse, I accept your proposal of NAP 3 with these conditions. You may take provinces 75 and 79. I'll take Port at 85 and beach at 84. I have no interest on sea territories except of those further north surrounded by my territory. Do you sign this proposal of no attacking policy?

- Mulungu

The beach of Lower Hoburgia (84) is ours. The port, and all above it (save the water) is yours.
This was the condition, and if it is acceptable, we have an agreement.
*swish* *slosh* *swish*