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Old April 1st, 2006, 11:29 AM
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To be perfectly honest, neither the computing capacity of the human brain nor the near endless ability of the english language could ever possibly communicate just how amazingly incredible the next game installment of the much loved Space Empires franchise, a Malfador game, is going to be.

Quite honestly it's time to quit school, dump your job, kick your better half to the curve, send the kids off to military school, cancel your cable/satellite service, upgrade your three year old PC, stock pile Pepsi and hot pockets, build that combination computer chair/toilet, put out the "Do Not Disturb" signs, insert the nutrition IV, and clear out your calander for the next five years.

Thats right folks, not only is Space Empires IV coming to a store near you, hopefully sometime soon, but soon there after, Space Empires V will be released and will launch the space empires franchise out of the obscurity of the nitche market into the light of retail sales to the masses.
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Old April 1st, 2006, 04:45 PM
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AT...Are you ever not blunt?
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It's the drugs...he be alright in alittle while...
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i think that nutrition iv line from that 50,000 gallon tank is a good idea

however two points

1 install vibrating "toilet chair" required operation 15 minutes every 2 hours to avoid bedsores

2. somebody take a sample off at's tank whatever he's got in that thing has got to be good or illegal or both
and i want some!!!!!!!!!!!
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