OT: You Might Be An Idiot If

Atrocities · #1 October 15th, 2003, 09:16 AM

If any of these apply to you, seek professional help.

You Might Be An Idiot If

1. You have ever searched for the �Any� key.
2. You have washed rinsed and repeated until the shampoo bottle was empty
3. You have ever used an electrical device in the bath tube
4. You have ever repeated what you have seen on Jackass because it looked fun
5. You recognize your house as your front door is kicked in on a live broadcast of Cops
6. While being questioned by a Cop, you have ever deny possessing illegal drugs then light up a joint and start smoking.
7. You rob a bank and have used your own withdrawal slip to write the hold up note on and then left it behind.
8. If you think OJ is innocent
9. If you think slavery ended in 1969
10. If your are a contestant on Joe Millionaire II

narf poit chez BOOM · #2 October 15th, 2003, 09:34 AM

Joe millionare is obviosly fake - the first one maybe not, but the potential for lawsuit combined with the unlikelyhood of finding a bunch of women a) beutiful b) naive and c) who have never heard of the first show.

Karibu · #3 October 15th, 2003, 11:36 AM

Joe Millionaire sounds interesting. I have never heard about it. I am a male. You think that's an issue?

General Woundwort · #4 October 15th, 2003, 11:54 AM

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Originally posted by Karibu:
Joe Millionaire sounds interesting. I have never heard about it.

Be thankful that there are some aspects of American television you don't get to see.

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I am a male. You think that's an issue?

Not if you are telegenic (look good on TV), and have no moral problem with leading a dozen women around by the nose with a promise of instant wealth...

[ October 15, 2003, 10:55: Message edited by: General Woundwort ]

Karibu · #5 October 15th, 2003, 12:18 PM

Well, I can imagine. Some years ago I spend one summer in USA and I was actually amazed of the amount of pure s**t that comes out of your TV (no offence meant).

Here in Finland we have 4 channels that everybody can see and if you want more, you can have cable, satellite or digibox. There's plenty of scheisse in our TV also and I'm afraid it won't get less in times to come.

Mephisto · #6 October 15th, 2003, 02:34 PM

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Originally posted by Karibu:
"scheisse"

You have this word in your language? I thought it was a pure German word.

EvilGenius4ABetterTomorro · #7 October 15th, 2003, 06:07 PM

How about the "Joe Schmo Show" It is fake, even the contestants are fake...except one guy. And he doesn't even suspect a thing. Except it is on the "Scheiss" Network....ooops I mean "Spike"

Actually I might be an idiot when on an Air New Zealand flight I wake up and the stewardess hands me something warm and rolled up and I try to eat it. It was a freaking moist towel! Then at Sydney airport I look left and step off the curb and into the path of a tour bus. Yes, Volvo even make quick handling tour buses.

Baron Munchausen · #8 October 15th, 2003, 06:18 PM

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Originally posted by narf poit chez BOOM:
Joe millionare is obviosly fake - the first one maybe not, but the potential for lawsuit combined with the unlikelyhood of finding a bunch of women a) beutiful b) naive and c) who have never heard of the first show.

That's why they are looking for the contestants in Europe. They hope that enough women in Europe will NOT have seen it to provide a pool of contestants...

Karibu · #9 October 15th, 2003, 06:37 PM

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Originally posted by Mephisto:

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Originally posted by Karibu:
"scheisse"

You have this word in your language? I thought it was a pure German word.

No, we don't have it in our language, but it is quite widely known word. It has become something of a slang word among the oung adults. Also I read german 3 years when I was in the school. I am happy that we don't have Joey Millionaire and I think we could also live without The Bold and the Beautiful and Shopping Channel (Churck Norris selling gymnasium equipment!?).

But this is only my opinion. I am also happy you don't know what kind of magazines we have full of gossip of some 15 minutes celebrities... and how many people actually buy them... I don't know whether to cry or laugh

[ October 15, 2003, 17:39: Message edited by: Karibu ]

gregebowman · #10 October 15th, 2003, 09:41 PM

About the only thing I like about the European culture is they are not afraid to publish pictures of nudity. I used to look through Der Speigel when I took German, and found it very eye opening. Too bad we're still so self-righteous (and hypocritical) in the states when it comes to sex and nudity.