MP ComfortZone - All MA Nations - Running - Page 26

vfb · #**251** February 7th, 2009, 09:46 AM

As C'tis sallied forth to prevent the forces of Mictlan from conquering Machaka, we encountered brutal resistance. We have lost three tartarians now, at great expense of gems. And now the forces of Man have joined in the attack on Mictlan.

We suspected an alliance between Man and Mictlan when we saw both were attacking Machaka. That alliance is now confirmed, and it is as great a threat to the free South as the vast empire of Jotun is to a free North.

Any nations not under the yoke of the combined rule of Man and Mictlan would be most wise to take up arms against their alliance now, for otherwise your god will be next to be banished to oblivion as your provinces are overrun.

-- C'tis

cleveland · #**252** February 7th, 2009, 10:17 AM

Er, check your PM...

vfb · #**253** February 7th, 2009, 10:50 AM

The ambassadors of Man have crafted a somewhat plausible explanation of their incursion into the lands of C'tis, if one is willing to pave the way towards suspension of hostilities with a little suspension of disbelief.

So it seems it may be Mictlan alone we must fear, with his Horrors visiting the countryside, and super-squads of super-summons. He is a wily foe, and we salute his skill in dispatching our teleporting assassination squad with his own teleporting counter teleporting assassination squad assassination squad.

Now ... teleporting counter teleporting counter teleporting assassination squad assassination squad assassination squad ... teleport!

-- C'tis

JimMorrison · #**254** February 7th, 2009, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by vfb

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Now ... teleporting counter teleporting counter teleporting assassination squad assassination squad assassination squad ... teleport!

Form of - AN OCELOT!

alhorro · #**255** February 7th, 2009, 05:29 PM

Do not listen to evil lizards. It's surprising that they have actually noticed the loss of 3 tartarians, cause they have much more, while we don't even have a single crippled baby tartarian. They wear Boots of Planes as sneakers and use Gate Stone as a paper press, while we don't have a single artefact. Holy mirror, we don't even have another ready teleporting squad to assassinate their teleporting counter teleporting counter teleporting assassination squad assassination squad assassination squad!

We were a very peaceful nation until we spotted a horde of evil insanely blessed spiders at our borders, which had just destroyed powerful Ermor with no casualties. We had to protect our lands, and we managed to defeat evil Machakan armies at the great cost, but lizards didn't gave us time even to replenish resourses. They are much more powerful, but they vilely attacked us at the daytime without notification, slaughtered our beautiful unsuspecting Air Queen (she was just trying to bring fertile rain!), raped, killed and ate thousands of innocent peasants. Support Mictlan - we offer vamp... immortality for nobles and fertile lands for sla... peasants, while lizards can offer you only insane rotting corpses! (our stock symbol SMMI)

JimMorrison · #**256** February 7th, 2009, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by alhorro

...slaughtered our beautiful unsuspecting Air Queen (she was just trying to bring fertile rain!), raped, killed and ate thousands of innocent peasants. Support Mictlan - we offer vamp...

Having witnessed the successive dominance of said Air Queen, said Tartarians, and said Coatls+Tlaloc, I can only say - dear god, how did we get this late in the game already?

I trace all ills in the world back to Marignon skimming 2 nice grasslands from Atlantis, causing a massive dip in disposable income just as we entered war with Agartha. Otherwise, you'd all be practicing your 'blurbs' and 'glubs' to prepare for your new national language.

cleveland · #**257** February 9th, 2009, 01:02 PM

All,

Please accept my apologies for committing a serious Admin violation: I granted myself 1 extra hour on the game timer.

I certainly don't intend to do it again, but I've been entertaining guests for the past 5 days, and just dropped them off at the airport this morning. Plus I had to execute a massive sneak attack against C'tis, which was doubly time consuming, since I accidentally attacked him last turn

Cheers,
cleveland

cleveland · #**258** February 9th, 2009, 05:23 PM

The nation of Man is proud to announce that The Flailing Hands, a Death-boosting 2-handed artifact, is now up for grabs! Help yourself, and good luck!

vfb · #**259** February 9th, 2009, 06:16 PM

Nooo! Cruel men hurts us. Nasty Man, they has tricksed us!

-- C'tis

vfb · #**260** February 9th, 2009, 09:51 PM

C'tis has discovered the reason for Man's tricksiness. We sees they have our Precious, and we knows the Precious makes us bad sometimes.

While Man holds our Precious, be careful in your dealings with them. For instances, if tricksy Men says they will attacks Mictlan next month, do not tell them where your armies are heading. A nasty Cyclops will be there waiting for them, and he will drop a Rain of Stoneses on their heads. Ouch!

-- C'tis