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October 16th, 2007, 02:15 AM
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Lieutenant General
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Alaska
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You have been playing to much dominons when...
*You see beautiful scenery and the first thing that occurs to you is 'This would make a great magic site.'.
*You only worry about your health one month out of the year.
*You always keep things tidy to avoid natural disasters.
*Whenever you get anything really nice, you immediately start worrying about long term horror marking effect.
*You are baffled by history books suggesting siege engines for breaking down castle walls instead of sensible bird swarms.
*If someone tries to assassinate you, you know better than to try and run away.
*You always keep a good parrying dagger in case of an earthquake.
*You know you must be a hero, because of your unequaled obesity.
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October 16th, 2007, 02:31 AM
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First Lieutenant
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Honolulu HI
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Re: You have been playing to much dominons when...
"*You baffled by history books suggesting siege engines for breaking down castle walls instead of sensible bird swarms."
LOL
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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
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October 16th, 2007, 03:36 AM
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Major General
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: 500km from Ulm
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Re: You have been playing to much dominons when...
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quantum_mechani said:
*You know you must be a hero, because of your unequaled obesity.
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.. hilarious !!
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As for AI the most effective work around to this problem so far is to simply use an American instead, they tend to put up a bit more of a fight than your average Artificial Idiot.
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October 16th, 2007, 03:57 AM
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Major
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Salt Lake City
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Re: You have been playing to much dominons when...
Quote:
quantum_mechani said:
*Whenever you get anything really nice, you immediately start worrying about long term horror marking effect.
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This is pretty much why I'm avoiding getting an Xbox 360. That and the hordes of Knights of the Halo trying to get it from me. |
October 16th, 2007, 04:39 AM
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Major General
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Scotland
Posts: 2,066
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Re: You have been playing to much dominons when...
YKYBPTMD3 when...
'You daren't approach the primate section of your local zoo without a tower shield to proect you from arrows'.
Thanks, quantum_mechani (or should that be Q ?)
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October 16th, 2007, 04:46 AM
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Corporal
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Sydney, NSW
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Re: You have been playing to much dominons when...
Epic lols from that list =D
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October 16th, 2007, 08:22 AM
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National Security Advisor
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Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Eastern Finland
Posts: 7,110
Thanks: 145
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Re: You have been playing to much dominons when...
* You panic whenever you see a white candle about to go out.
* Speaking of which, after you recover from the fit of panic you are suspicious of any and all females with revealing clothing, and try to train pigeons to look out for the goat-legged giant.
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October 16th, 2007, 09:41 AM
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General
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: R'lyeh
Posts: 3,861
Thanks: 144
Thanked 403 Times in 176 Posts
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Re: You have been playing to much dominons when...
* You wish that it would be a lot hotter/colder where you live so that you could be more productive in return
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October 16th, 2007, 10:28 AM
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National Security Advisor
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Helsinki, Finland
Posts: 5,425
Thanks: 174
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Re: You have been playing to much dominons when...
* You start planning defenses, counterattacks and general mayhem at the sight of black candles burning
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October 16th, 2007, 11:46 AM
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BANNED USER
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 5,463
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Thanked 324 Times in 190 Posts
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Re: You have been playing to much dominons when...
* You try to parry falling boulders with a sheet of paper.
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