OT - Counting God

[Ed Kolis]

You might know that seven is considered the number of God and good fortune and six that of the devil, but that's probably not universal... what would people of various beliefs say?

BTW, this started off in my mind as a serious consideration of which number *I* consider to be most "spiritual", but it took a humorous twist - I guess seeing as I don't really believe in numerology!

Maybe someday this will be a famous Internet joke, who knows? Or not...

Christians would say that God is the number three, of course - Father, Son, and Holy Spirit!

Fans of the Zelda games would also say that God is the number three as well - Triforce combine!

Atheists would say that God is the number zero - "what God?"

Buddhists would say that God is an indeterminate probability averaging around 0.5 - "is your question even relevant?"

Militant atheists (as opposed to the regular kind) would say that God is a negative number - "religion does more harm than good!"

Agnostics would say that God is the number you get when you run the command "cat /dev/random"

Zealots (of any kind) would say that God is the number two - you're either with God or you're against God!

Computers would say that God is the number ten, but mean that God is the number two (for obvious reasons)!

Creationists would say that God is the number five, since there are five fingers on a human hand and God created man in his own image and the rest of the universe as well.

People with obsessive-compulsive disorder (not to mention engineers) would say that God is the number four, because four is so neat and tidy and square, and cleanliness is next to godliness!

Magicians would say that God is the number six, since look at all the cool things six can do! Six is the sum of the first three positive integers! It's their product as well! It's the product of the first two primes!

Salesmen would use the magician's argument for the number six, with the addition that if you add up all the prime factors of six, you get ONLY ONE LESS than six itself! That's right, ONLY ONE LESS! That's called a "perfect number" and you won't find a better deal anywhere else! (Hey, we have to have a margin somewhere )

[Randallw]

.333r I think. 3 in 1. Also because it is a recurring number it could be said study of God will take eternity.

PS. Numerology, humph. I saw an ad on Tv saying ring up and text your name and your partners name and we will tell you your percentage of compatibility. Being the cynic I am I immediately replaced each letter in the example names with the corresponding number, added them together and lo and behold the percentage was (firstname)(second name)%. Mystical compatibility my foot.

[AgentZero]

For some reason, this reminded me of an old sci-fi story I read years ago. Might have been Heinlein but no matter. It was about some religious order that had spent thousands of years trying to catalogue all the names of God according to some crazy mathematical formula. At the end of the story, they were successful, and the head of the order steps out onto a balcony and looks up into the night sky, only to see all the stars in the sky, one by one, going out.

[narf poit chez BOOM]

I think I read that story or one like it; I remember them using a computer and one of the computer guys seeing the stars go out.

[Ed Kolis]

Wow, that's even better than Douglas Adams' "discover the Ultimate Question to destroy the universe"... and most likely the inspiration for it as well

But yeah, that story vaguely rings a bell... might have been Heinlein, might have been Asimov, one of those awesome writers

Heck, Asimov even tackled sciences that you wouldn't even think of in his fiction, such as economics... I remember one story of his where people had built so many robots that the robots got out of control producing goods, and since it was for some reason impossible to shut the robots down (I think they would have gone on strike because robots live for work, or something ), it was decided that to curb the resulting market disaster, that more robots would be built for the express purpose of WASTING things!

And then there was the "numerics" story, where people became so reliant on calculators that they completely forgot how to do math - but apparently computers were still quite bulky, expensive, and slow, as this guy who was able to "predict" the results that the calculator would give using his "numerics" techniques was hailed as a genius, and it was decided that it would be more efficient to have someone aboard all the warships and even some of the guided missiles to perform course calculations!

Oh yeah, and then there was the one (though I don't think this was Asimov) where a scouting party of some feline looking aliens invaded the earth, landing their starship... and out came a bunch of these aliens dressed in chainmail, wielding swords, and anxious more than anything to use an outhouse... when they were surrounded by humans with machine guns and grenades, they quickly surrendered, as no one but humans had thought to develop more than the most primitive of weapons, armor, or latrines! Everyone else had focused their research first into bare-bones life support technology and then into propulsion; the felines and the humans were apparently the only two aggressive races in the galaxy, and since the humans never happened upon spaceflight while the felines did ages ago, the felines had plenty of time to expand their empire without much difficulty, not needing more than primitive weapons or waste disposal (hey, space is a big trash can!), while the humans needed to fight each other for room on the earth!

[Baron Munchausen]

Ed Kolis said:
Wow, that's even better than Douglas Adams' "discover the Ultimate Question to destroy the universe"... and most likely the inspiration for it as well
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Asimov had a different slant on this idea.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Last_Question

He wondered if a computer could save the Universe by figuring out how to escape the laws of thermodynamics.

Ed Kolis said:
But yeah, that story vaguely rings a bell... might have been Heinlein, might have been Asimov, one of those awesome writers

Heck, Asimov even tackled sciences that you wouldn't even think of in his fiction, such as economics... I remember one story of his where people had built so many robots that the robots got out of control producing goods, and since it was for some reason impossible to shut the robots down (I think they would have gone on strike because robots live for work, or something ), it was decided that to curb the resulting market disaster, that more robots would be built for the express purpose of WASTING things!

And then there was the "numerics" story, where people became so reliant on calculators that they completely forgot how to do math - but apparently computers were still quite bulky, expensive, and slow, as this guy who was able to "predict" the results that the calculator would give using his "numerics" techniques was hailed as a genius, and it was decided that it would be more efficient to have someone aboard all the warships and even some of the guided missiles to perform course calculations!
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I can't recall the title, but the computer story is fairly early. Well before the solid state transistor took off and created modern consumer electronics.

Edit: found it -- The Feeling of Power (1958)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Feeling_of_Power

The Foundation series is basically about socio-economic science, though. The science of 'Psychohistory' is basically Karl Marx's 'dialectical materialism' re-imagined for science fiction. The course of history can be predicted, and then managed.

Ed Kolis said:
Oh yeah, and then there was the one (though I don't think this was Asimov) where a scouting party of some feline looking aliens invaded the earth, landing their starship... and out came a bunch of these aliens dressed in chainmail, wielding swords, and anxious more than anything to use an outhouse... when they were surrounded by humans with machine guns and grenades, they quickly surrendered, as no one but humans had thought to develop more than the most primitive of weapons, armor, or latrines! Everyone else had focused their research first into bare-bones life support technology and then into propulsion; the felines and the humans were apparently the only two aggressive races in the galaxy, and since the humans never happened upon spaceflight while the felines did ages ago, the felines had plenty of time to expand their empire without much difficulty, not needing more than primitive weapons or waste disposal (hey, space is a big trash can!), while the humans needed to fight each other for room on the earth!

That I cannot recall. But Asimov wrote so **^@!#* much that I cannot say he didn't write that.

[capnq]

Ed Kolis said: Oh yeah, and then there was the one (though I don't think this was Asimov) where a scouting party of some feline looking aliens invaded the earth, landing their starship... and out came a bunch of these aliens dressed in chainmail, wielding swords, and anxious more than anything to use an outhouse... when they were surrounded by humans with machine guns and grenades, they quickly surrendered, as no one but humans had thought to develop more than the most primitive of weapons, armor, or latrines! Everyone else had focused their research first into bare-bones life support technology and then into propulsion; the felines and the humans were apparently the only two aggressive races in the galaxy, and since the humans never happened upon spaceflight while the felines did ages ago, the felines had plenty of time to expand their empire without much difficulty, not needing more than primitive weapons or waste disposal (hey, space is a big trash can!), while the humans needed to fight each other for room on the earth!

I remember that story, definitely not Asimov, but my Google fu is failing me to come up with the correct author. The title was something like "The Road Less Travelled" (Frost's famous poem was quoted towards the end), the invading aliens were ursine, not feline, and used black powder muskets. The story was a sequel to another where humanity had used the captured FTL tech to dismantle the ursine empire; the first story was about our first encounter with another species that followed our tech path rather than the "normal" focus on the FTL drive, which most species discovered during their Iron Age. (There was mention of one species who found it during their Bronze Age.) Both stories were published in Analog.

[Baron Munchausen]

AgentZero said:
For some reason, this reminded me of an old sci-fi story I read years ago. Might have been Heinlein but no matter. It was about some religious order that had spent thousands of years trying to catalogue all the names of God according to some crazy mathematical formula. At the end of the story, they were successful, and the head of the order steps out onto a balcony and looks up into the night sky, only to see all the stars in the sky, one by one, going out.

If they enlisted the help of modern computers to print them out, you are thinking of The Nine Billion Names of God by Arthur C. Clarke

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Nin...n_Names_of_God