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April 17th, 2004, 02:29 PM
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OT- The Best Nigerian Scam yet
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Hey GUTB where did you go...???
He is still driving his mighty armada at 3 miles per month along the interstellar highway bypass and will be arriving shortly
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April 17th, 2004, 02:36 PM
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Re: OT- The Best Nigerian Scam yet
This is all over the new today. I don't get it -- is this a news media spoof or web page satire or is someone actually sending this out -- again, as a joke or does someone actually expect the explanation to tug on heart strings and get some money?
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April 17th, 2004, 03:26 PM
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Re: OT- The Best Nigerian Scam yet
14 years in space!?!?! Where's the Guinness Book people? They gotta hear about this! 
Seriously, if he *had* been up there that long, he'd never be able to come back - earth gravity would kill him.
And what is that thing on the Register's masthead - a buzzard? 
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April 17th, 2004, 09:43 PM
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Re: OT- The Best Nigerian Scam yet
Quote:
Originally posted by General Woundwort:
And what is that thing on the Register's masthead - a buzzard?
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Spoken, not sung. Everything with a dash in it is drawn out. Everything with a slash is spoken quickly.
Three charcoal buzzards.
Three charcoal buzzards.
Three charcoal bu-uzzards.
Sitting in/a dead/tree.
Oh, Look! One has flown Away!
What A shame.
Two charcoal buzzards.
Two charcoal buzzards.
Two charcoal bu-uzzards.
Sitting in/a dead/tree.
Oh, Look! One has flown Away!
What A shame.
One charcoal buzzard.
One charcoal buzzard.
One charcoal bu-uzzard.
Sitting in/a dead/tree.
Oh, Look! One has flown Away!
What A shame.
No charcoal buzzards.
No charcoal buzzards.
No charcoal bu-uzzards.
Sitting in/a dead/tree.
Oh Look! One has Re-turned!
Let us Re-joice!
One charcoal buzzard.
One charcoal buzzard.
One charcoal bu-uzzard.
Sitting in/a dead/tree.
Oh Look! One has Re-turned!
Let us Re-joice!
Two charcoal buzzards.
Two charcoal buzzards.
Two charcoal bu-uzzards.
Sitting in/a dead/tree.
Oh Look! One has Re-turned!
Let us Re-joice!
Three charcoal buzzards.
Three charcoal buzzards.
Three charcoal bu-uzzards.
Sitting in/a dead/tree.
Done right, it's pretty funny. I got this one from a friend of my sister. She also taught me how to fold my upper eyelids over themselves and gross people out. Is that explaination enough? 
[ April 17, 2004, 20:45: Message edited by: narf poit chez BOOM ]
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April 19th, 2004, 06:22 AM
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Re: OT- The Best Nigerian Scam yet
That letter is a joke, right? Who's going to believe a story like that?
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April 19th, 2004, 06:45 AM
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Re: OT- The Best Nigerian Scam yet
You would be surprised.
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