Why all nations except Jomon never win

sum1lost · #1 November 7th, 2007, 09:23 PM

They don't have ninjas.

Q.E.D.

HJFudge · #2 November 7th, 2007, 09:37 PM

But do they have...PIRATES?!

darkchampion3d · #3 November 7th, 2007, 09:55 PM

If you cast the undead pirate global, yes you can have ninjas and pirates.

I also heard that if the pirate hits a province with a ninja in it, the opponent has to face ninja pirate zombies (slightly more powerful than doom horrors)

Reverend Zombie · #4 November 7th, 2007, 10:41 PM

Ninja PD is deadly indeed!

HJFudge · #5 November 7th, 2007, 10:47 PM

I hear ninja PD is so deadly that if you attack a province with Ninja PD, real live ninjas show up at your house and kill you, causing you to stale out of the game.

Sombre · #6 November 8th, 2007, 12:01 AM

They don't just kill you, they kill your family, your friends, your friends' families, your mailman, the clerks at the stores you shop at, everyone you've ever spoken to or haas ever heard of you. They make it like you never existed.

And they do all of this if you even /think/ about attacking a province with ninja PD.