Sex and Space empires

[dogscoff]

10 (tasteful) Reasons why Space Empires IV is like sex:

1> You lay in bed at night thinking about it.
2> It's good for quick sessions, but much better if you're at it for hours.
3> There are loads of websites where you can talk about it and download pictures.
4> Everyone who does it thinks they're really good at it.
5> People who are really good at it tend to achieve high reproduction rates.
6> You can play on your own but it's better with another human.
7> It isn't always easy to find someone to play with.
8> People are constantly inventing new and interesting ways of playing.
9> You can pretend to be a pirate if you want to.
10> Your girlfriend won't let you do it as much as you'd like to.

Suggestions welcome.
I thought of some tasteless reasons too but I didn't want to post them.

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[geoschmo]

Oh brother!

#9

quote:

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Argh ye scurvy wench, prepare for boarding!

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[Lemmy]

lol

and do post those other reasons please

[This message has been edited by LemmyM (edited 09 May 2001).]

[Emperor Zodd]

It's more fun with a wide variety of players to choose from!

[nerfman]

Another:

While most would relish thought of doing it with two females at once, it just ain't very likely to happen in real life.

or an extension:

How many female SE IV players does it take to screw in a light bulb? Both of them

[dogscoff]

12> Just because you have the bigger weapon, it doesn't necssarily mean you're a better player.
13> It can be frustrating for other players if you pull out before the game is finished.
14> It's a good idea to make sure a certain amount of time has elapsed before victory conditions apply.
15> You have to get past all sorts of defences before you can "drop your troops off"

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