Re: Ha! We overloaded the vendors. :P
The world's shortest correspondence was between an author and his publisher... the author wrote
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As to inquire how his new book was selling. The publisher responded:
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When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat. The two will hover, spinning inches above the ground. With a giant buttered cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago.
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