OT: Found something funny on the internet for people who like anime

[narf poit chez BOOM]

Credits go to a guy named Pearson. Website here: http://www.jurai.net/~pmui/ . I was laughing the whole way through and I don't even know who the characters are. But I've heard the orginal.

Yeah, Fyron, it is morbid humor to laugh at that song.

And now, for you readers, here's something strange that refused to leave my
mind until I put it down on my computer. It's a product of constantly
listening to "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" and kinda got mutated into
something that Andrew would like.

Ranma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home to Tendo's Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Genma we believe

Now we all gathered around him
He looked pale as he could be
And even though the light's dim
There were still some little hoofmarks we could see

Not too many folks are really happy
Poor Ryoga's not too well
No, it's nothing really sappy
The guy just couldn't send Ranma to hell

Ranma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home to Tendo's Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Genma we believe

Poor old Soun is crying fountains
Saying "Ranma-kun, don't die!"
His frozen tears are making mountains
And Shampoo is thinking "Husband, why oh why?"

It sure looks like Ranma's done for
Clobbered in the prime of youth
And now it seems he's no more
His attacker bearing four fine cloven hooves

Ranma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home to Tendo's Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Genma we believe

Ranma's fiancee comes closer
Slaps him more than a few times
And he wakes up turning over
Heaving from his stomach wet green slime

Akane just asks one query
"Did you like the food I made?"
With a voice that's tired and weary
He mutters one small word "Kawaiikune"

(Hey, I *told* you it was strange, didn't I?) :-)

[ June 11, 2004, 09:10: Message edited by: narf poit chez BOOM ]